As the actress said to the bishop.......

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.......thank God for candles and batteries.

I've just returned (23:45) home from Edinburgh to find the hoose in total darkness. Some b*gg*r's cut thru a power line and there's been nee leckie since 8:30 this morning. Thankfully my LapTop is battery powered (ooh er missus) and there's plenty of candles in the hoose for those dark lonely nights.

Oh - and another thing. I hate f***in' sheep. After a near-dearh moment on a moorland raod tonight, I don't wanna see another unless it's a lamb chop.

Sleep tight.

-- Anonymous, August 16, 2000

Answers

Yee hah! The leckie came back at 00:50. I can go to bed now without worrying if the candles will do any harm.

-- Anonymous, August 16, 2000

I guess it depends on the size of the candle Screach!

See you've managed a ticket for OT - give em a yell for me will ya.

-- Anonymous, August 17, 2000


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