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-- FutureShock (gray@matter.think), August 16, 2000

Answers

You can fool some of the people some of the time, but ya cant fool mom.?

xoxo, sumer

(gee FS your opening statement is just like my mom, thanks for the grin:-)

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), August 16, 2000.

And the Dad contribution: "Don't make me turn this car around!"

-- Patricia (PatriciaS@lasvegas.com), August 16, 2000.

You just wait, ONE day you will have kids of your own, then I'll get my payoff.

sound familiar? I think ALL parents said that one...

AND THE IMFAMOUS "If you just tell me the truth it wont be as hard for you"

Dont let me catch you doing that again (ok, mom, I wont let you catch me NEXT time:0)

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), August 16, 2000.

It is a riddle. Winner gets an ice cream cone in las vegas.

-- FutureShock (gray@doesitmatter.think), August 16, 2000.

...we are all going to die.

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), August 16, 2000.

...it's a rock.

:)

-- Buddy (buddydc@go.com), August 16, 2000.

Is it something I repeated frequently? Getting colder.

-- FutureShock (gray@mattertransformed.think), August 16, 2000.

Is it a past life thing? (warmer, colder, yada, yada..)

-- Oxy (Oxsys@aol.com), August 16, 2000.

um, yer name?

xoxo, sumer

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), August 16, 2000.

Don't exaggerate? (this was one of my crazy cousins favorite jokes.)

-- KoFE (your@town.USA), August 16, 2000.

Oxy/sumer/others:

Do not overlook the obvious.

-- FutureShock (gray@matterstat.think), August 16, 2000.

Is it "it"?

-- Patricia (PatriciaS@lasvegas.com), August 16, 2000.

today's truth could be tomorrow's bs

?

-- (bygrace@thru.faith), August 16, 2000.

"Oh God, oh God!"

-- (nemesis@awol.com), August 16, 2000.

LOL My mom used to say..."remind me to give you a spanking when we get home".

Yeah sure I will mom, sure I will. =o)

-- cin (cin@cinn.cin), August 16, 2000.

p.s... nemesis has a thing for fat chicks. (wink wink)

-- cin (cin@cinn.cin), August 16, 2000.

Cin,

What bathroom walls you been reading?

-- (nemesis@awol.com), August 16, 2000.

Uh...."I did NOT have sex with that woman, Monica Lewinsky." [I really didn't. I wasn't even anywhere near Washington at the time. Check my date-book. Check my history. I've never even THOUGHT about having sex with another woman.]

If this is a riddle, FS, it's more obscure than anything Gollum could have thunk.

-- Anita (Anita_S3@hotmail.com), August 16, 2000.

FS,

If you said it a thousand times I didn't hear it once.

My dad's favorite:

Debra! You could make the pope swear!!!

-- Debra (Thisis@it.com), August 16, 2000.

Windows NT? Yeah, I use it all day at work. At home I'm on Windows 98 SE.

Microsoft is doing just fine, they don't need any more advertising from you.

-- (bill made more in the last 2 minutes @ than you will. in your entire life), August 16, 2000.

"Your gonna keep on,till you put somebody's eye out with that thing!!!!!"

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), August 16, 2000.

"When you've said Wisconsin, you've said it all." (Budweiser tune)

-- (lars@indy.net), August 16, 2000.

Well-I did not think it was that hard, but then again I am an enigma wrapped in a mystery. Okay more clues?

Read the subtle changes in my e-mail addresses. and by the way, Why AM I not using my regular e-mail address?

-- FutureShock (Gray@rankmatter.think), August 16, 2000.

If I've said it once I've said it a thousand times...if you keep running around here with that stick poking out of your eye you're going to fall down!

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), August 17, 2000.

If I've said it once I've said it a thousand times...This hurts me alot worse than it hurts you.

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), August 17, 2000.

F.S.,

Masterbating your id.?

Perhapes simply your wit?

-- beenthere (troll@troll.com), August 17, 2000.

F.S.,

Masterbating your id. or your wit?

-- beenthere (troll@troll.com), August 17, 2000.

Can't spell and I double post, guess I'll go to bed now.

-- beenthere (troll@troll.com), August 17, 2000.

You are turning Gray and you are rank. (just trying to follow your clues)

-- (nemesis@awol.com), August 17, 2000.

grades don't matter!

-- (do.what@you.enjoy), August 17, 2000.

nemesis,

At least I made a personal comment.

You eat scraps.

-- beenthere (troll@trool.com), August 17, 2000.

age doesn't matter?

size doesn't matter?

being smart doesn't matter?

religion doesn't matter?

race doesn't matter?

-- (one@of.these), August 17, 2000.

FS, this is my guess.

I've said all this before here

--

-- Banned Person (NonPerson@EZbanned.edu), August 14, 2000.

http://greenspun.com/bboard/q-and-a-fetch-msg.tcl?msg_id=003f35

-- (Lurking@since.Feb.), August 17, 2000.

More clues? Have I played this stupid game long enough? I really wanted to buy that ice cream. I will, however, end this charade if the majority votes it.

-- FutureShock (gray@matter#3.think), August 17, 2000.

More clues.

Better clues.

More frequent clues.

Bigger prizes.

-- Oxy (Oxsys@aol.com), August 17, 2000.

A Review:

If I've said it once, I've said it a THOUSAND times....

FutureShock (gray@matter.think), August 16, 2000

It is a riddle. Winner gets an ice cream cone in las vegas.

-- FutureShock (gray@doesitmatter.think), August 16, 2000.

Is it something I repeated frequently? Getting colder.

-- FutureShock (gray@mattertransformed.think), August 16, 2000.

Do not overlook the obvious.

-- FutureShock (gray@matterstat.think), August 16, 2000.

Well-I did not think it was that hard, but then again I am an enigma wrapped in a mystery. Okay more clues? Read the subtle changes in my e-mail addresses. and by the way, Why AM I not using my regular e-mail address?

-- FutureShock (Gray@rankmatter.think), August 16, 2000.

More clues? Have I played this stupid game long enough? I really wanted to buy that ice cream. I will, however, end this charade if the majority votes it.

-- FutureShock (gray@matter#3.think), August 17, 2000.

-- Debra (Thisis@it.com), August 17, 2000.

More clues:

Look at only the last 3 e-mail addresses-there is a progressive clue there.

Bigger prizes:

Okay-your favorite bottle of wine/case of beer or a case of mountain dew(a few fans of that here)-or a years supply of spam(searching the world for wonderfull...)

-- FutureShock (gray@prolificmatter.think), August 17, 2000.

I have to agree with bygrace.

One of yesterday's personal truths have become today's bs for you.

OR

It has something to do with the stats for this forum. Probably something to do with you and the effect your e-mail address has on them.

Do I win? I like vanilla fudge. :o)

-- Debra (Thisis@it.com), August 17, 2000.

YOUR #3 IN RANK ON THE STAT PAGE!

-- Debra (Thisis@it.com), August 17, 2000.

Ka-chink.

Is there a prize for second place?

-- Oxy (Oxsys@aol.com), August 17, 2000.

Debra:

Congratulations. You are our winner. If ice cream is your choice then I will comply. Are you in Jersey somewhere? I am meeting with Johnathan lattimer and his wife and patricia and her husband in early october if you want your ice cream sooner than later.

I changed the e-mail address of course, because then my number of posts would have changed from 1000. I felt a little intimidated that I had posted 1000 message so I decided to make a joke of it. Why? I do not know. call me human. Have a good day, all.(The worst part about this is I had this riddle planned last week. LOL)

-- FutureShock (gray@matter.think), August 17, 2000.

(Psst. I'm not married. Jeez, that looked really [REALLY] weird -- "patricia and her husband".)

Cool riddle!!

-- Patricia (PatriciaS@lasvegas.com), August 17, 2000.

dumb, very dumb

-- (waste@of.time), August 17, 2000.

Where do I go to get such stats? FS, it's not that I don't believe you but I have learned the hard way not to trust the Internet. In fact, I demand an audit. Congrats.

-- Lars (lars@indy.net), August 17, 2000.

Yes, waste. I am more than happy that I have wasted every body's time. That was my major in college so obviously I learned something there. The fulfillment that I now have from this success is simply overwhelming. I want to thank everyone who contributed to helping me fulfill my life long dream.

-- FutureShock (gray@matter.think), August 17, 2000.

Lars,

At the very least, this was not a waste of time because it propelled me to find out where the statistics page was. Go to the Top Level main page of this forum, scroll all the way down past the old message categories, and the first graph at the bottom contains a link to the Statistics Page.

FS,

I went off track originally because I was misinterpreting your fake email addies. I thought "rank" meant, well... you know ...

-- Oxy (Oxsys@aol.com), August 17, 2000.

Oxy--

Thanks for the directions. Interesting. Who is shh@aol.com? (number 2) I don't recall such a handle. I still feel there should be an independent audit, say by Arthur Anderson. How do we know that FS and Anita are not rigging this deal?

-- Lars (lars@indy.net), August 17, 2000.

Who is shh@aol.com?

xoxoxoxox

consumer.

-- (hmm@hmm.hmm), August 17, 2000.

Sumer--

Ahh, I never noticed your email. Wow, sounds like it is real. Are you involved the rigging with FS and Anita?

-- Lars (lars@indy.net), August 17, 2000.

uh, Lars, don't try to find Sumer at shh. or shhh. I recall that addy belonged to a poor guy named Jason in California who was probably getting her forum mail by mistake.

when Sumer wants you, she'll find you.

Profilers-R-Us.

-- Oxy (Oxsys@aol.com), August 17, 2000.

Oh shoot, does this ^^^ really belong to someone? Remember back when someone did a 'test' or search, it diddnt belong to nobody then. Oh darn, well, see, its like I never click on return to me no way.

Next ???? Do ya want me real email addy? ITs ALMOST as funny as this one.

xoxo, sumer

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), August 18, 2000.

It used to be a valid addy Sumer, but no more. Jason is probably recovering. Guys named Jason always survive. LOL

-- Oxy (Oxsys@aol.com), August 18, 2000.