Apparently it favours forwards but goalies and defenders hate it as it's so light and unpredictable. Peter Reid likes it. AS if our defence needs any disfavours from Nike.

-- Anonymous, August 16, 2000

Answers

Maybe it'll bring other teams defences down to our level.

-- Anonymous, August 16, 2000

I thought this was going to be an advert for a new light bulb or summat.

-- Anonymous, August 16, 2000

I thought we were on about Softie's illuminated knob again.

-- Anonymous, August 16, 2000

Tell us more Jonno - in particular I would be interested in how you know about this phenomenon.

-- Anonymous, August 16, 2000

It is a privilege to see Softie's illuminated knob. A wondrous sight!

-- Anonymous, August 16, 2000

Softie's illuminated knob is amazing!

-- Anonymous, August 17, 2000

Do you know I can't remember if the illuminated knob is still there. I'm not very observant and can't remember from my last visit whether Mrs Softie has had it removed.

As I say, I'm not very observant Jacko, so Ciara, Steph or Dougal may all be able to provide a better description as they were all highly impressed.

-- Anonymous, August 17, 2000

My glowing knob is still very much in place, thank you, and complements the enormous erection in the dining room.

-- Anonymous, August 17, 2000