I know what your 2 middle initials stand for!

If you do not want to have the details splashed all over here get a return ticket to the UK and await further instructions!

-- Anonymous, August 16, 2000

Answers

Headline in today's Sydney Morning Herald:

"(Un)Civil Servant sought in blackmail case"

-- Anonymous, August 16, 2000

Dear Not Gus,

I also know what my middle initials stand for. And I already have a return ticket booked for the UK, arriving Sunday 15th October. Thanks for the advice though.

Yours unflappably LT.

PS. Britain never never never shall be slaves - not least to extortionists and assorted bounders. Have a nice day.

-- Anonymous, August 16, 2000

DAM

Another avenue becomes a cul de sac

Not Gus

-- Anonymous, August 17, 2000