seems to think he's Pele all of a sudden. In all the bleeding papers talking about how good he is, blah di blah. Wouldn't you just love it if he scored about 6 goals all season. Banana-worrying half wit.

-- Anonymous, August 15, 2000

Answers

LOL! And that's 5 goals too many!

-- Anonymous, August 15, 2000

Him and Ol' Monkey heed will be glued to the box either tonight or Wednesday when there is a monkey programme on BBC (i think) coincidentally named 'Cousins'. In bred small handed arse pickers.

-- Anonymous, August 15, 2000

Who we talking about?

-- Anonymous, August 15, 2000

Munchkin and his 'closer to Monkey than Monkeys' uncle Monkey Heed.

-- Anonymous, August 15, 2000