As we seen today, Roy Keane coninues to be a mental yob with a drinking problem. It would wonderful if we had a song which would wind the hated one up in our opening game. It's a lovely site watching him make the long walk back to the dressing room.

-- Anonymous, August 13, 2000

Answers

Will he be suspended ? I thought the FA were reducing the time between offence and punishment this season. Anybody know the new rules ?

-- Anonymous, August 13, 2000

Sky said he'd miss three games but return for the Chelsea game on the 24th September, sounds like it'll be a fortnight before it starts

-- Anonymous, August 13, 2000

If he's a bit volitile, I'd prefer him to be playing & taking an ealy bath rather then being replaced

-- Anonymous, August 13, 2000

I'll get the ball rolling (to the tune of Cliff Richard's Summer Holiday):

"We're off with Keanie on a ... detox holiday

No more drinkies for a ... week or two,

Moaning and snarling on a ... detox holiday

Keanie's getting sent off for me and you

Every week or two."

"We're going where Taggart can't hide you

We're going where the sky ain't red

So let's form an orderly queue

And kick Keanie in the head."

"O We're off with Roy Keane on a ... detox holiday etc.etc."

(or, to the tune of Day Dream Believer, aka the Monkey's Heed song):

"Cheer up glory hunters

O what can it mean ?

To a ... sad, red-nosed manager

And an ... alco called Keane "

-- Anonymous, August 14, 2000