unshamedly cut'n'pasted from Football 365.

Injury Snooze Update Yesterday's Mediawatch reported that Sunderland striker Kevin Phillips had "picked up a knee injury in bed". As you do.

It's not Mediawatch's place to speculate as to how he picked it up, obviously, but it's good to see that SuperKev's manager Peter Reid takes such a hands-on, round-the-clock approach to the health of his star player.

"I certainly know how he got the injury - it's not a major one," the Blue Monkey told Sky Sports TV. Not, presumably, a first-hand account.

Says it all really.

-- Anonymous, August 10, 2000

Answers

Try placing a banana between your toes, then repeatedly lift it to your mouth. Yup, it would do my knee in too..

-- Anonymous, August 10, 2000

Windy, LOL.

-- Anonymous, August 10, 2000