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Come on. Don't be shy. Tell me all about your funky fetishes. What does it for you? Men in uniform? Nurses? The Dali Llama? It can be an oddball fixation without a kinky twist, like my nun fetish or something that gets those love juices flowing. I'm not picky.

-- Anonymous, August 06, 2000


I really love Japanese girls. No, not like that--all right, like that, but not JUST like that. I have a Japanese pen pal, Yukiko, and she is the cutest person on Earth. Seriously. She draws these adorable pictures of herself--most recently, in answer to a Strawberry Shortcake sticker I sent her, herself as Strawberry Shortcake. I love Japanese girls so much that they seriously fluster me. I start stammering if I can bring myself to talk at all, so it's fortunate that Yukiko and I communicate via letters.

-- Anonymous, August 07, 2000

Dimples... my first 2 boyfriends had dimples, and several more throughout... the first boyfriend's dimples were the best, and we got back together every year or so... and he was an artist... he would sit beside me or behind me in class and draw pictures of me incessantly... he would show them to me but only let me have one... I wonder what he did with the rest? He is still adorable... and even wanted to rekindle our relationship after graduation, and begged me to break up with my then-fiance and now-husband. Nope, the hubby does not have dimples, and when I got with him, I eshewed my "chest hair is yucky" idea, too.... but I will admit, I will always hve a soft spot for dark hair, dimples, and long eyelashes... bad.april.stop.that!!!

-- Anonymous, August 07, 2000

I'm a sucker for vampire things. Also, I can't resist poet // musician types, for one reason or the other. Guy + Guitar = Me LIKES.

-- Anonymous, August 07, 2000

S H O E S. Oh yes. Admiring other people's footwear is ok, shopping is good, but I need to be WEARING them.

Having on my feet a nice pair of shiny black stilettos, or some platform go-go boots a la Bararella . . . MMmmmmm! Leaving 'em on through the duration of . . ahem . . . screwin' around is prefered. ;)

It's hard to find someone who can appreciate that though, because even as beautifully as wearing heels accentuates the legs and whatnot - no one wants a big spikey heel stabbing them or tearing the bed sheets or scraping up their backside while we get freaky. *sigh* Anyway.

These days, my center of gravity is off, so I can't wear anything with much of heel, for fear that I'd clumsily fall and do some major damage, so a stroll through Nine West, or checking out Pierre Silber online will have to suffice my shoe fetish . . .

-- Anonymous, August 07, 2000

oooooooooh, mine fetish is asian men. i could stare all day long at the good looking ones. it's so nice, because when i'm hanging out with other women, none of them have this attraction...and you know what that means. more for me...

-- Anonymous, August 07, 2000

"mine fetish"? geez, my english sucks.

-- Anonymous, August 07, 2000

Firemen. Yummmm. In their protective gear or dress blues. I swoon.

My husband in his work uniform. Navy pants and a tan shirt with stripes. OMG.

-- Anonymous, August 07, 2000

I can't resist middle aged men with big noses. It doesn't make sense, but the larger and more hooked a nose is, the more attracted I'll be to a man. It's just a shame there isn't any correlation between the size of a nose and . . . uhm . . .

-- Anonymous, August 07, 2000

Mmm...military uniforms. My fiance is an Air Force pilot-trainee, and that flight suit drives me mad.

-- Anonymous, August 07, 2000

Okay, here it goes. I know that I'm going to regret sharing this. ((Yeah, like that's ever stopped me.)) I have a thing for total adrodgeny. ((I can't spell it. But you know what I mean.)) That slightly childish, angelic look that some people maintain for their whole lives. Soft cheeks, big eyes, dark hair...They just look like waifs. They're totally wonderful. Every time I see someone like that, I just want to jump them. I want to take them home with me and keep them and cuddle up next to them at night and feed them and bathe them and kiss them and...

Okay, well, you get the picture.

Blurred Lines, version 3.0

-- Anonymous, August 07, 2000 boos and hisses please. Okay I'm gonna say it (deep breath) virgins.. Yes, the pure, the untouched, the unsoiled, the innocent. Surprisingly enough I don't have to troll the pre-school to find them either. Plenty of 18+ net geeks out there that have never had any bootay. Virgins then to be shy, sweet, eager and willing to try over and over until they get it right. They say you never forget your first time. I guess I want to be unforgettable.

-- Anonymous, August 13, 2000

Right now, its short women. usually about 6 inches shorter than me. but on of my friends (who happens to be one of the most attractive women i know) is only 5 feet tall. and no, im not into midget lovin' so yoda is right out of the question.

-- Anonymous, September 08, 2000

well I wasn't going to say, but based on the above entries, I don't think I'll stand out as the total freak.

Knee high white gym socks on a woman.

Gets me every time.


-- Anonymous, September 18, 2000

Oh dear. Mine is pretty atypical, I suppose. I haven't fulfilled it yet. I want to see my S.O. (whoever she may be at any given moment) "get it on" with another man. Guy friends to whom I have admitted this predilection find it strange. I guess it is not a common male fantasy.

-- Anonymous, September 24, 2000

I get extremely turned on at the sight of a beautiful woman dressed to the hilt in shiny leather, rubber and or vynal and PVC. It has to be coats, jackets and skirts though. I don't care for that "love making" leather stuff like you see so much of in the xxx sites. The naked body does nothing for me. I especially love those Japanese hotties dressed from head to foot in shiny leather coats and skirts. Oh my god they are so fine. Even better yet is when I can stare at a girls back. A cute Japanese girl from the back while she is dressed in leather is the ultimate turn on for me.

-- Anonymous, February 21, 2002

I'm the nut with the Japanese girl in leather fetish and I like to stare at their back. Here's another one that's weird but works for me. Imagin two Japanese hotties with long hair, both dressed to the hilt in shiny black leather dresses, matching gloves,boots and hat. Over the top of which, they are wearing super shiny, tightly belted, floor leingth leather trench coats. One of the girls has an itch right in the middle of her back, right between the shoulder blades. She's trying to reach behind her to scratch it but can't reach it.

The other girl is standing behind her, staring at the girls back while she tries to reach the itch. Feeling sorry for the girl, the girl who's watching starts to help her friend with the itch. She takes a leather gloved finger and jams it into the middle of the girls back and begins to twist it like a knife blade.

Bottom line: One girl helping another girl scratch her back while they're wearing leather is too much for my groin to handle.

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2002


-- Anonymous, February 05, 2003

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