As you are the next into fatherhood around here, I have a question for you, if I may?

Do the Toon shops have baby gear? My mate who is a fellow fan is expecting to be a father in about 3 weeks. We had dinner together on Sat night and he asked me about it. He has been to the online shop and they only show childrens stuff.

Mrs gus and I want to get a couple of outfits for them. They do not know the sex, but at this age it does not matter.

What sort of things do they have in the 000 - 1 size?

Now if you can answer this I am sure it will impress Mrs gus.

-- Anonymous, August 06, 2000

Answers

as my daughter was born Xmas eve, the toon shops have been well patronised by me gus Little all in one suits - home and away - with booties and hats are available, along with other little oufits. My wife hate them! pete

-- Anonymous, August 07, 2000

Great thank you Pete, next logical question Mr Spock, anyone have contact details for the shop?

-- Anonymous, August 07, 2000

nufc.cock will do it all on line , if you click on merchandise .

-- Anonymous, August 07, 2000

I simply refuse to draw attention to your typo Sting!
It was inadvertant wasn't it?

;0{)

-- Anonymous, August 07, 2000

He was probably following the lead of the lads at nufc.com Clarky. If you're not already aware of it, you should check out their merciless pisstake once the season gets underway (known as Coxy's Cock-up Corner) of the official and other web sites. No error is missed, or forgiven - and gawd knows there's enough of the buggas !!

-- Anonymous, August 07, 2000

Tried that Sting, all they had listed was a pair of socks and booties, all the rest were for 2-6 or summat. Nowt else for bairns.

Looks like I will have to get someone who is coming over from Oz to try and find some.

Any ideas on who is coming over from OZ?

Let me think aaaahhhhh...........

-- Anonymous, August 07, 2000

TM and Min is coming to NZ pretty soon too , id pitch for them .. couple of nice lads too , who could do with a free bad and a crate of stubbies in a silly polystyrene holder : - ))

-- Anonymous, August 07, 2000

Min will be in Enn Zud before me, and anyway stubby coolers are a waste of time as they should have time to warm up!!;-)

-- Anonymous, August 07, 2000

gus, send me an e-mail with you particulars and I'll send some gear over when I get some for Bobby Jnr. I reckon there's just about enough room to get 'BOB' '0' on the back :-)

Alternatively you could send a heart-rending letter to the PR Officer about how you tried to buy baby gear online and couldn't get any. I reckon that by the time the baby reaches 25, you'll get your letter back unopened with "We didn't know what a PR Officer is" scrawled on the envelope in crayon.

-- Anonymous, August 07, 2000