Apologies if this has been on before
> > In the wake of the 'I love you' virus, new ones have emerged... > > The The Manchester United virus: > > Your PC develops a disorder whereby the memory > > forgets everything before 1993. > > The Man United shirt virus: > > This one is especially hard to detect as it changes > > its format every 3 months. > > The Schmeichel virus: > > Your PC develops a hideous, large red dot in the > > middle of the screen. > > The David Beckham virus: > > The lights on your PC are all on but nothing works. > > The Roy Keane virus: > > Throws you out of Windows. > > The Alex Ferguson virus: > > Your PC develops a continuous whining noise. > > The Andy Cole virus: > > Your PC is unable to get anything into the inbox > > The Massimo Taibi virus: > > You just can't save anything. > > The Ryan Giggs virus: > > Makes your computer think it's better than it actually is. > > Less virulent, but still wise to keep an eye out for are: > > The Ian Walker virus: > > Your PC will act as though it will save something, > > but let you down at the last minute. > > The David Ginola virus: > > Computer pretends to go down, but then boots back up and is OK. > > The Stan Collymore virus: > > Luckily this one doesn't actually work, but > > sometimes boots up some Swedish models. > > The Glenn Hoddle virus: > > Disables your PC, blames it all on its previous life > > as a calculator. > > The Tony Adams/Rio Ferdinand virus: > > All drive privileges lost. > > The Bradford City virus: > > Makes you think it will go down but presses escape > > at the last minute.

-- Anonymous, August 04, 2000

Answers

Not too shabby Kegsy. Have you started your new job yet, if so, let us BBSers know how you're doing?

I've recently acquired a taste for Yebusu beer (brewed by Sapporo?); 2 for 1 in "Happy Hour" at my local, have you sampled it?

Bud.

-- Anonymous, August 04, 2000