Seymour

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Sorry I did not give you a personal hello. It was just one of those spur of the moment things as gus was not here.

I like the sound of that TV show the others are talking about too.

Next time I will start with a hello to you as well.

I hope you enjoy the trip home. You must take great satisfaction in knowing that you know who is swaping from moping around to jealous rages.

-- Anonymous, August 04, 2000

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That sounded suspisciously like scandal to me; has the lovely Seymour been inclining his golden head to break some hearts? :- )

-- Anonymous, August 04, 2000

I'm with you on this one Softie....I can smell a rat here...

-- Anonymous, August 04, 2000

Youse two are worse than women for gossip man , always the first up find out the details , couple of lasses the pair of ya : - )

-- Anonymous, August 04, 2000

You're never far behind :)) I'm certain Ken would've joined us if he wasn't away on holiday!!

-- Anonymous, August 04, 2000

Aye he's on old lush as well : - ))

-- Anonymous, August 04, 2000


Shut it, Sting, or I'll take my shoe off and hit with the heel...

-- Anonymous, August 04, 2000

Pass us the lipstick pet .

-- Anonymous, August 04, 2000

Sorry, missed that, Gav and I had to go to the toilet together...

-- Anonymous, August 04, 2000

I think it's time I left you two alone......

I'm off home to bed to try and sleep off this poxy hangover...

-- Anonymous, August 04, 2000


You two should be ashamed of yersels. Mrs gus and I have spent some time with the Loonies.

Mrs gus is well aware at my state of depression as I am really gagging to come back home to see a side live, under the guidance of Bobby. Unfortunately I cannot see anything on the horizon until at least next season.

Of course I am pleased that the B@$t@&d is going home and that Steph is trying to help the pi!!*ck with tickets for a match. I am only upset that it is not me.

-- Anonymous, August 05, 2000



Gus, if you ever make it over here I will do my best to get you a ticket!!

-- Anonymous, August 05, 2000

Thank you Steph, I am pleased to accept your offer. I have given up hope of finding a benefactor to assist me in making a trip soon.

I am now working on a cunning plan. All I need to do is find a pair of tights belonging to Mrs gus and a bank and I may be on my way!

-- Anonymous, August 06, 2000


Imagine my surprise logging in after my weekend away from the office to see a whole thread with my name on it - how embarrassing :o& Just as well neebody on here knows my heinous middle name, that's all I can say !!

Nice to hear from you Mrs G. Just ignore the guttersnipes that frequent this little cyber village we call home. They're not bad lads at heart. It's just that they don't often get to toast crumpet by the virtual fire (if you get my drift) ;-P

As for you Gus, I'll forgive the slander aimed in my direction - as long as you promise NEVER to put on a pair of the wife's nylons. The mere thought is making me feel decidedly queasy again, and I've only just got over last week's stomach bug.

Honestly, what can you do ? There's some reet dodgy Rocky Horror types around here ....

-- Anonymous, August 07, 2000


P!ss off LT. ;-)

-- Anonymous, August 07, 2000

Not sure why but I obviously struck a chord with you there Tre. Do you also fancy yourself in fishnets as well as Gus then ?? Hmmm. This clearly goes deeper than I first thought ....

:o}

-- Anonymous, August 07, 2000



I thought "just ignore the guttersnipes" was a joke shot at me, as I believe I coined the term on here or on the old BBS. Look at the name of my name in Softies comp. Of course I could be mistaken.

-- Anonymous, August 07, 2000

aarrgghh - name of my team I mean.

-- Anonymous, August 07, 2000

Come on then Loony....what's your middle name? and make it funny!!

-- Anonymous, August 07, 2000

Sorry Gav. Not a cat in hell's chance ! I wasn't being a tease before - it's just one of those hideously embarassing family name jobbies that should never have seen the light of day in the first place. I mean Seymour's bad enough, but the other's an absolute shocker. Interestingly though - the few lasses that have ever taken a gander at my passport seem to like it ... So unless there's any chance of thee and me getting it on (Big Boy), then I'm forced to keep stum !!

:o))

-- Anonymous, August 07, 2000


I suppose it would be slightly ammusing if Loony's middle name was, William (Willie) or Charles (Charlie) or even Richard (Dick), they all follow Seymour quite well!

;7)

-- Anonymous, August 08, 2000


Yeh yeh yeh Bud - got those all the time at school surprise surprise. Not implying that you're juvenile or anything :-}

Most of the time actually it was Seymour Titty. Ooops. Am I allowed that on here ? Soon find out I guess

-- Anonymous, August 08, 2000


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