London - depressing story

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This morning, I stopped off at Victoria as I needed the loo. It was very early but there was an old woman, obviously homelessm with her sleeping bag all rolled out between the cubicles. She was sat in a cubicle, with the door open, legs akimbo, knikers down and evacuating with great glee. She finished up just as I was washing my hands. "I'm going to get some white medicine from the doctor today", she said. "It's because of the toxic sewage plants in London - they are full of tampons". This encounter was infinitely more chilling than that with the hairy Mackem. What happens to someone to make them end up like that? Poor lady.

-- Anonymous, August 04, 2000

Answers

Probably snogging that Makem while drunk did it.

-- Anonymous, August 04, 2000

What a shock, for a second there I thought I was back on Communicata, except someone forgot to put (NT) after the heading.

The title says it all, doesn't it?

-- Anonymous, August 04, 2000


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