BBS Corinthian League Match 21

1 December 1997, Bolton away, we lost 1-0 to a Nathan Blake goal. About the most interesting thing to say is that Sellars played for them and Beardsley was on the bench and the ref was from Scunthorpe :-(

Points Hislop 1 Batty 2 Peacock 2 Lee 2 Pearce 1 (booked) Ketsbaia 2 Tomasson 2 Gillespie 1 (booked) Watson 2 Hamilton 2 Barnes 1 (sub) Pistone 2

Results: Match 21

BBS Premier Corinthian League

Athletico Backworth	3-1	Wallsend Old Boys
Barton's Samba	1-1	Woodstock County
Beardo United	2-2	Yelli's Yobs
Borussia Canwehaveourballbach	3-0	MinesaS&N Academicals
Brewery Droopers United	3-3	Pilgrim's Converts
Dabizas Pleazas	1-1	Proper Lard Unathletic
Duncan's Disorderlies	1-3	Steph's Superstars
MacBeth's Marauders	0-0	Toon Goons

BBS Notionless League Division 1

Baxter Basics	3-0	Spayne
Blaydon Racers	3-0	The Gallowgate
Carlisle United Revisited	4-4	The Stellar Warriors
Chevy's Choppers	5-0	Jessie's High Pants
Corinthian Smart-Casuals	1-0	Pete's Porkie Pies
Dudley Boys	2-2	Quantum Mechanicals
Howdon Harriers	3-1	Real Zaragossy
ITK Heaton World Beaters	2-0	Screacher's Creatures

BBS Notionless League Division 2

Bewildered De Builders	4-1	The Entertainers
Ceptic	6-0	Toon Gutter Snipes
Doomed United	0-0	Unaccountable Wild-elf Bottles
Douglas All Boys (B) Team	1-1	Real Seghill
FC Forget-Me-Nots	3-1	Sexy Boys
FC Jumpers for Goal Posts	2-2	Shilbottle WMC
Gallowgateaserai	2-2	SS Enterprise
Preston Big End	5-0	Superstitious FC

BBS Premier Corinthian League Table

Position	Team	Manager	Won	Dwn	Lst	G/F	G/A	G/Dif	Points
1	Pilgrim's Converts	Pilgrim	13	5	3	54	28	26	44
2	Brewery Droopers United	Windy	12	1	8	46	31	15	37
3	Steph's Superstars	Steph	11	4	6	46	32	14	37
4	Yelli's Yobs	Yelli	10	6	5	51	38	13	36
5	MinesaS&N Academicals	muzzainoz	11	3	7	46	34	12	36
6	Athletico Backworth	Jonno	10	6	5	42	34	8	36
7	Beardo United	Beardo	8	4	9	49	48	1	28
8	Borussia Canwehaveourballbach	SMB	8	4	9	47	47	0	28
9	Barton's Samba	Barton	8	3	10	23	38	-15	27
10	Proper Lard Unathletic	Tony Green jnr	7	5	9	32	31	1	26
11	Duncan's Disorderlies	Dunx	7	4	10	28	32	-4	25
12	Toon Goons	Ciara	6	6	9	29	38	-9	24
13	Dabizas Pleazas	PeteT	7	3	11	28	46	-18	24
14	MacBeth's Marauders	MacBeth	5	6	10	26	41	-15	21
15	Wallsend Old Boys	Hiro	6	3	12	34	56	-22	21
16	Woodstock County	Cliff	5	5	11	27	33	-6	20

BBS Notionless League Division 1 Table

Position	Team	Manager	Won	Dwn	Lst	G/F	G/A	G/Dif	Points
1	Quantum Mechanicals	True	13	5	3	47	25	22	44
2	The Stellar Warriors	Galaxy	12	4	5	46	31	15	40
3	Howdon Harriers	Softie	11	4	6	49	30	19	37
4	Carlisle United Revisited	Scratchy	10	5	6	42	34	8	35
5	Baxter Basics	Baxter	10	3	8	32	33	-1	33
6	Blaydon Racers	Geordie	7	8	6	42	35	7	29
7	Screacher's Creatures	Screacher	7	7	7	42	43	-1	28
8	The Gallowgate	Kegsy	8	4	9	31	48	-17	28
9	Jessie's High Pants	Loony Toon	8	3	10	24	31	-7	27
10	Spayne	Kevin Koogan (Garcie)	7	6	8	34	42	-8	27
11	Real Zaragossy	Dr Bill	7	4	10	42	46	-4	25
12	Corinthian Smart-Casuals	The Geordie Jew	7	4	10	30	35	-5	25
13	Pete's Porkie Pies	Pete in Canada	6	6	9	23	24	-1	24
14	Dudley Boys	Hayley	6	6	9	24	31	-7	24
15	ITK Heaton World Beaters	ITK	6	5	10	19	31	-12	23
16	Chevy's Choppers	Chevy	3	6	12	27	44	-17	15

BBS Notionless League Division 2 Table

Position	Team	Manager	Won	Dwn	Lst	G/F	G/A	G/Dif	Points
1	FC Jumpers for Goal Posts	Tom	12	7	2	50	19	31	43
2	Shilbottle WMC	Gus	12	6	3	40	25	15	42
3	Preston Big End	clarky	12	3	6	46	30	16	39
4	The Entertainers	Kevin Keegan	9	5	7	58	39	19	32
5	FC Forget-Me-Nots	Robby Bobson	10	2	9	32	37	-5	32
6	Real Seghill	Juano	8	7	6	45	27	18	31
7	Toon Gutter Snipes	Tre	9	4	8	36	41	-5	31
8	Unaccountable Wild-elf Bottles	Josh	9	4	8	39	45	-6	31
9	SS Enterprise	Elliot	8	6	7	39	31	8	30
10	Douglas All Boys (B) Team	Gibbo	7	6	8	42	51	-9	27
11	Bewildered De Builders	De Builder	7	5	9	45	46	-1	26
12	Superstitious FC	Gav	6	7	8	48	58	-10	25
13	Gallowgateaserai	Pit Bill	6	5	10	28	34	-6	23
14	Doomed United	Dougal	6	4	11	25	34	-9	22
15	Sexy Boys	Ruud Gullit	5	2	14	26	51	-25	17
16	Ceptic	TSM	5	1	15	19	60	-41	16

Fixtures: Match 22

BBS Premier Corinthian League

Woodstock County	Vs	Athletico Backworth
Yelli's Yobs	Vs	Barton's Samba
MinesaS&N Academicals	Vs	Beardo United
Pilgrim's Converts	Vs	Borussia Canwehaveourballbach
Proper Lard Unathletic	Vs	Brewery Droopers United
Steph's Superstars	Vs	Dabizas Pleazas
Toon Goons	Vs	Duncan's Disorderlies
Wallsend Old Boys	Vs	MacBeth's Marauders

BBS Notionless League Division 1

The Gallowgate	Vs	Baxter Basics
The Stellar Warriors	Vs	Blaydon Racers
Jessie's High Pants	Vs	Carlisle United Revisited
Pete's Porkie Pies	Vs	Chevy's Choppers
Quantum Mechanicals	Vs	Corinthian Smart-Casuals
Real Zaragossy	Vs	Dudley Boys
Screacher's Creatures	Vs	Howdon Harriers
Spayne	Vs	ITK Heaton World Beaters

BBS Notionless League Division 2

Toon Gutter Snipes	Vs	Bewildered De Builders
Unaccountable Wild-elf Bottles	Vs	Ceptic
Real Seghill	Vs	Doomed United
Sexy Boys	Vs	Douglas All Boys (B) Team
Shilbottle WMC	Vs	FC Forget-Me-Nots
SS Enterprise	Vs	FC Jumpers for Goal Posts
Superstitious FC	Vs	Gallowgateaserai
The Entertainers	Vs	Preston Big End

-- Anonymous, August 03, 2000

Answers

at last - a comprehensive win for The Choppers - the high pants are low scorers :) - our relegation battle starts now

-- Anonymous, August 03, 2000

Its looking tight for the play off places for Div 2. Just checking the rules the other day - whats a joker - have I missed something.

-- Anonymous, August 03, 2000

Well, I have to say even I was surprised at our performance today. Given the squad we had available we were lucky to field a team never mind win. Our next match is going to be hard and a game against preminition suspects Shotbittle WC it will show just how far FC Football Club have come. Time for a lie down I think.

-- Anonymous, August 03, 2000

oooo...a draw! This is good. Have I mentioned lately how very much appreciated is the hard work of our esteemed, intelligent, adonis-like league commissioner? WEll, it bears repeating. the check is in the mail

-- Anonymous, August 03, 2000

I should've kept my mouth shut :-( Having said that is that the worst team we've put out in the last 5 years?

-- Anonymous, August 03, 2000

Sorry Kegsy...... well no I'm not! Excellent run of yours though. Thanks for the 6 points and 10-1 aggregate over our 2 matches. All at Blaydon Racers wish you well for the remainder of the season.

:-)))

-- Anonymous, August 04, 2000

Our next game is the South Coast derby away to The Stella Warriors. A tough fixture but I'm sure the league commissioner must realise which result would suit ourselves and Howdon ;-))

-- Anonymous, August 04, 2000

Everyone nominated a Joker as one of the positions in the team: you get 5 points for a Joker regardless of what they do. You have about a 1/58 chance of a Joker turning up.

-- Anonymous, August 04, 2000

Hey Geordie, would you like to pour some more salt in that open wound I've got. I'd like to say best of luck in the play offs, but I think we'll sneak there ahead of you. Cue downward spiral.....

-- Anonymous, August 04, 2000