I wouldn't hear a word against it. Treated last night to Northamptonshire's first ever day/night cricket match in which they beat Worcestershire.

Local construction company who built the new training complex gave us free drink all night and ogling at lovely waitresses.

Got home and staggered around the house for a while. I only moved in with my girlfriend at the weekend and this was her first taste of the way things pan out when out with the lads! No problems so far..

-- Anonymous, August 03, 2000

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no problems? A) you probably didn't drink enough then, or B) there will be a problem in six months time when it will be reminded to you with gusto;-))

-- Anonymous, August 03, 2000

I think it was B. I had one of those lovely moments when you're trying to take off your trousers whilst balancing on the other leg...you know the rest.

-- Anonymous, August 03, 2000

reminds me of that ad where the bloke gets home in the morning and is trying to sneak into bed. All the change from his pockets falls on the floor, missus wakes up, so he starts putting his strides back on and tells her he's going into work early....presence of mind...

-- Anonymous, August 03, 2000

Good on ye DB was it a full face to the floor job? Did you even make an attempt to stop yourself or did you just accept your fate and continue to fall in a hopeless kinda feel sorry for me I am wasted heap on the floor. Those are my favourite kind, was any sympathy forthcoming? Did you manage to retrieve the moment with some slap & tickle just to prove a point

-- Anonymous, August 03, 2000

they are always asleep when I come in and shout "oooh just do with a bl*w J*b", funny that....;-) night all.

-- Anonymous, August 03, 2000

No I only just managed to lift my head up and take the impact on the shoulder. Nothing to grab hold of except the TV stand, which in a surprisingly sensible moment, I thought had better stay where it is.

-- Anonymous, August 03, 2000

Classic! Thanks for the Visual, mighty chuckles

-- Anonymous, August 03, 2000

I like the ones where you forget to take your boots off first and try to pull your trousers down over the tops of them; impossible of course, so you just get into bed with your boots on wrapped in trousers. Even funnier is getting up the next morning busting for a slash, swinging your legs out, taking one step and falling flat on your face wandering what the Hell is going on :-)

Certainly more entertaining than having you mate stumble into your room at night, lift the lid of your stereo and piss all over it :-C

-- Anonymous, August 03, 2000

Hmm - that last one was rather close to home Softie. I was on a "Corporate Hostility" event (aka a "Recognition Event" aka sales piss up) and had enjoyed the hospitality rather a lot (well, I always think its rude not too). The room started spinning and I needed to "give back" some of the hospitality. It was a bit dark, and I was somewhat disorientated (either that or the room wouldn't stay still) and I made my way to the appropriate recepticle, lifted the lid and said hello to "Hughie", giving him a rather splendid technicolor yawn.

Imagine my surprise when I got up in the morning to realise I had only made it as far as the suitcase on the stand at the far end of the bedroom. Imagine my horror when I realised I was in a single room and who the bliddy thing belonged to.

-- Anonymous, August 03, 2000

The funniest things I've seen for weeks

-- Anonymous, August 03, 2000

Nice one Screach! It reminds of a time I was in a hall of residence and couldn't be arsed to go out the room and down the corridor for a slash. Peeing out of the window was the easiest thing to do (so it seemed in my drunken state). Opening the window first would have been even better :-(( I

-- Anonymous, August 04, 2000

Geordie, There's an establishment midway between Brussels and Charleroi (close to Waterloo) that yo may be aware of. After one particularly heavy sesh in La Cave, one of our guests was caught short and was not aware of an en-suite facility in his room so proceededoot into the corrido to look for the bathroom.

Unbeknown to him, the bedroom door had a self-closing mechanism and he found himself stuck in the corridor with no key. Tiredness then took over and he lay down to sleep on the corridor floor. Some moments later, my mate, digital camera in hand happened by and took a brilliant photo if him, totally b*ll*ck naked in all his glory, fast asleep. It certainly livened up the first presentation the next morning!

-- Anonymous, August 04, 2000

He he! I have drank myself incapable on various strength Chimays in that very bar. Not so funny the next morning when I was presenting! Not very lively at all. I didn't manage to lock myself out though, there again by the time I'd found my room I dropped into coma state and wouldn't have been able to open the bliddy door in the firs place.

-- Anonymous, August 04, 2000