Well, that's my lot....as I'm sure you will all be pleased to hear, you are about to have a two week break from this owld tw@t (I can hear the cheers already - who said that in cyberspace you can't hear noise) as he goes to the sunny climes of the Algarve to make a damn nuisance of himself on those glorious Portugese fairways and greens.

Kids in the pool, wor lass on a lounger and me on the Vilamoura I or II or III golf course....three to choose from.......ah the joy.

Have fun, don't miss me and speak to you all just in time for the Newton Heath game on the 20th.

and just think...... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . NO MORE HTML MISTAKES FOR 2 WEEKS

-- Anonymous, August 02, 2000

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Have a great time! It'll seem very quiet without you.

See if you can find us a couple of Portuguese midfielders. :o))

-- Anonymous, August 02, 2000

Have a great holiday ITK! (:o)

-- Anonymous, August 03, 2000

Thank God for that. Now we can really say what we mean about the owd git in the sure knowledge hat this thread will fall off the bottom before he gets back.

Did I tell you what he got up to after Bobby's stag footy match.........?????

-- Anonymous, August 03, 2000

No Screacher you didn't......tell us more.... ;)

-- Anonymous, August 03, 2000

You'll have to catch me in a far better (creative) mood than now Gav.

-- Anonymous, August 03, 2000

Enjoy yer golf, matey :-)

-- Anonymous, August 03, 2000

Have a font-abulous time ;-)

-- Anonymous, August 03, 2000

ITK
Besides the HTML, What's your other handicap ? :-/\

-- Anonymous, August 03, 2000