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Solar eclipse in Leo?

Oleo clips butter?

Only the shadow knows, but, man, am I glad to see some of you people back today.

Remember to tip your waitress.

-- lisa (lisa@home.now), August 02, 2000

Answers

I tipped a waitress upside down once. She got pissed.

-- (nemesis@awol.com), August 02, 2000.

I would have thought it would be harder for it to come out if she's upside down.

-- (hmm@hmm.hmm), August 02, 2000.

Waitresses love me. They get down on their knees to receive my tip. Come to think of it, all women do!

-- (mister@stud.muffin), August 02, 2000.

Lisa? Is it really you? My old pal? Sheez, I sure do miss you. This place just ain't the same without you. So, as a result, I don't stop by much anymore. 'Member that whole Y2k thingy??? What was that all about?

BTW, I have no idea what you are talking about in the above post. I was usually able to decipher your wry code, but, alas, I am out of practice. But I always tip waitstaff way too much, even when they suck. You can tell a lot about a person by how they treat waitstaff.

Goddamned good to see you. If you'd like to be e-mail pals, write. LLMCL at go.com (then I'll give you my real addy.)

-- semper paratus (just_like@old.times), August 05, 2000.


Hey Lisa,

Good to cya....not only the shadow knows, others do as well..

xoxo, sumer

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), August 05, 2000.



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