It was only a matter of time, here they are.........
Did you hear that one of the Concorde pilots asked the other if he was going home after his shift. He said no, he was just going to crash at the hotel ...
The European Commission have met and declared that Concorde's impeccable safety record will stand. The hotel was in the wrong place.
Affluent German tourists choose to fly Concorde. They'd not be seen dead on anything else...
So many German tourists. So few Concorde's....
But wait..... there's more......
The French Killed more Germans on Tuesday than in 2 world wars...
How do you fit 100 Germans into a small French hotel? On Concorde!
I know that the Germans like to get to the sun-loungers first but isn't this just a bit ridiculous?
Overheard at the Hotelissimo, Gronesse: Waiter! There's a Concorde in my soup."
Air France have just introduced a new express service for their premium travellers which guarantees you can be off your plane and in your hotel in all of two minutes.
Why is Concorde such good value for money? You get the hotel thrown in.


-- Anonymous, August 02, 2000

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Sorry about the formatting :((

-- Anonymous, August 02, 2000

you sure that isn't sorry full stop ;-)) love the soup gag...

-- Anonymous, August 02, 2000

So sick. So funny!

Will I need a coat in hell? ;-)

-- Anonymous, August 02, 2000

Brilliant! I'm glad I'm not the only one to have used some of those ;-)

-- Anonymous, August 02, 2000

So many Germans tourists.....so few concordes classic! ;o)

-- Anonymous, August 02, 2000

Jay, that's the one that's got me in tears!

-- Anonymous, August 02, 2000

Gav,

I've copied this around to my European colleagues here(including the French and Germans) together with your e-mail address just in case they have others to add. OK?

-- Anonymous, August 02, 2000

Yup no problem.....

-- Anonymous, August 02, 2000

My favourite: The French Killed more Germans on Tuesday than in 2 world wars...

Some would consider them sick, but there sometimes comes awith point where if you don't have a laugh....you would go mad!

Class Gav.....well done.........

....and finally......the last words to the passengers that the Air France pilot was known to say were: "stand by for the biggest bang of your life people"

-- Anonymous, August 02, 2000

Not wanting to be outdone (esp. by Gav!):

The French government have announced that the pilot of the crashed Concorde will be awarded the highest medal in France, the Legion D'Honor,for killing more Germans than the whole of the French Airforce during the war.

Q: What's the difference between a California condor and the Concorde? A: The condor isn't extinct.

Q: What can we learn from the Concorde crash? A; That frogs can't fly.

Q: Why did Concorde crash? A: It was the 97 German tourists throwing their towels on the pilots seat!

Q: Why did Concorde crash? A: British/French engineering?

Q: Why did Concorde crash? A: A Jew was driving. payback is a bitch!

Q: What's got a bent nose and fucks GERMANS ???? A: CONCORDE

Q: What did they find in the ears of the passengers? A: Fingers...

Remember the old Jew/Beetle jokes? Q: How do you fit 100 German tourists into an ashtray? A: Book them a flight on Concorde

Q: What's the fastest way to get a cremation in France? A: Concorde

Q: Worst thing about the Concorde crash? A: They could have fitted another 20 Germans on there!

Concorde? Designed by computers build by robots flown by French pilots

I've just heard that among the 100 dead German tourists, police have found someone alive and laughing hysterically... Apparently it's the Jewish air-traffic controller!

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-- Anonymous, August 02, 2000