It makes my blod boil

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What a f***in' outrage. The main bliddy News today is full of Newton F***in' Heath releasing a(nother) new shirt. Big bliddy deal. It's hardly earth shattering news. It's not even the biggest football story of the day (Toon recorded their first victory of the current campaign last night, we kept a clean sheet for the first time this season, Pilgrim got us lost on the way to Bornlee due to having the map upside down).

Just what is it that makes these w@nkers such big news? Bah. Nurse, bring me some medication. And cover those legs at once - my heart can't stand it (but you can still leave the top buttons undone).

-- Anonymous, August 01, 2000

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>>>>It makes my blod boil

Flods. Calm doon man Screach. A new shirt for the World's Biggest Club is surely an event of seismic proportions. It's just a shame that they didn't coincide the launch with the Queen Mum's 100th. I think we should be proud of Heath. At least they've given us a team we can all shout for in Europe.

Real Madrid. (-;

-- Anonymous, August 01, 2000


It's been a bliddy stressful day. I blame that "news" report at breakfast time for starting it all off. If it hadn't been for that, I'm sure I could have coped better.

Nurse - you can uncover your legs now. I need a bit of R&R.

-- Anonymous, August 01, 2000


Don't you mean "calm don man Screach" Jonno?

-- Anonymous, August 01, 2000

Have Man U got a new strip out? I haven't seen anyone in shields wearing one.

-- Anonymous, August 01, 2000

Strange innit? I've not seen any in Manchester either.

-- Anonymous, August 01, 2000


Well you've got to look in the right place! Dougal? Bobby? ITK? What's the news from Lahn-dahn? ;-)

-- Anonymous, August 01, 2000

Not seen any yet....but you can bet your bottom bliddy dollar there will be thosands of the b@st@ards soon.

You know what really narked me about that news report this morning....I was in the News Studio when it was broadcast at 11.00am and I said the same to the Editor.......it really pissed me off when Anna Ford said....."with just over a week to the start of the season"......sorry......1st of August to the 19/20th August was more than a week when I last looked........

I had the same reaction when I saw the News of the World last Sunday when they had bannered at the top of three pages "14 Days to the Big Kick Off" - This was on the 30th July........

Oh....right.....I see.......The Charity Shield match.......this apparently is now the official start to the season........and here's me thinking it was still a pre-season friendly match.......silly Kenny!

-- Anonymous, August 01, 2000


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