I've just been off to the pub (since 11:30am) to celebarte the forthcoming nuptuals of a colleague of mine. 6 pints later (yeah, I'm a lightweight) I'm back in the office trying to look sober. I've the faintext idea that I migt be failing. Aarght!

Thank God there's at least 4 others who look as bad.

-- Anonymous, July 31, 2000

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Pisshead I would never ever get drunk during the day ! ;o)

-- Anonymous, July 31, 2000

Good effort , ive just been for a client lunch and drank coke all the way through , totally unimpressed with myself : - ) Enjot the afternoon Si , hope you havent got a missus to try and impress tonight .

-- Anonymous, July 31, 2000

My missus has b&gg*red off to Devon for a week.

When the cats away.....

The mice'll get pissed and fall over.

-- Anonymous, July 31, 2000

6 pints at lunchtime - superhuman effort there mate. I feel pissed at work after one. It just feels like you're slurring every word.

-- Anonymous, July 31, 2000