Yesterday, scientists suggested that, considering the results of a > recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, > men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that > drinking beer makes men turn into women. > > To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a > one hour period. > It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked > excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't > drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing and refused to > apologise when wrong. > > No further Testing is planned.

-- Anonymous, July 31, 2000

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Nice one Shagga. Where did you find it?

-- Anonymous, July 31, 2000

Blimey, that just used to go: "men start talking bollocks and can't drive properly." Looks suspiciously like some lass has got involved and made it all much more complicated ;-)

-- Anonymous, July 31, 2000

Naaah...just written by a drunk bloke. ;-)

-- Anonymous, July 31, 2000