----> Hello, Oi'm a virus from Ireland. Please forward this email to all the contacts in your personal address book, then delete all the files on your hard disk. Dat's grand Tanks very much!

-- Anonymous, July 28, 2000

Answers

Remind me to box your ears when next we meet

-- Anonymous, July 28, 2000

I got it from the IRISH girl sitting next to me :))

-- Anonymous, July 28, 2000

This one came in as an E Mail to our office earlier in the week and it is the only thing for weeks to put a smile on the dour faced tw@t that passes off as our IT Security manager.

-- Anonymous, July 28, 2000

aye ITK, he'll have fun reading that later too!!

-- Anonymous, July 28, 2000

I've been reported to the Equal Opportunities Officer for forwarding a racist e-mail. Blimey. Touuuuuuuuuuuchyyyyyyyy!!!!! What a wonderful place to work. I think I'll set fire to my desk on the way out.

-- Anonymous, July 28, 2000

Equal Opportunities? Racist email? What's going on? do they all want to have a go. Hey whitey, don't talk to me about yer warm beer and morris men......Softie you're an angst ridden liberal man, you only support Newcastle because it has both black and white in it ;-)))

-- Anonymous, July 28, 2000