Match Number 18

5 November 1997, PSV at home, we lost 2-0. Goals from Nilis and De Bilde, Stam in attendance. Won't even dignify the team lineup with any rationale as clearly none went into its selection.

Points Given 0 (2 + Goal Dif) Barton 2 Beresford 2 Barnes 2 Ketsbaia 2 Tomasson 2 Gillespie 1 (booked) Watson 2 Hamilton 2 Pistone 2 Albert 2

Results: Match 18

BBS Premier Corinthian League

Proper Lard Unathletic	1-1	Athletico Backworth
Steph's Superstars	1-0	Barton's Samba
Toon Goons	2-1	Beardo United
Wallsend Old Boys	2-2	Borussia Canwehaveourballbach
Woodstock County	1-3	Brewery Droopers United
Yelli's Yobs	4-0	Dabizas Pleazas
MinesaS&N Academicals	3-0	Duncan's Disorderlies
Pilgrim's Converts	2-2	MacBeth's Marauders

BBS Notionless League Division 1

Quantum Mechanicals	2-1	Baxter Basics
Real Zaragossy	2-2	Blaydon Racers
Screacher's Creatures	3-3	Carlisle United Revisited
Spayne	4-4	Chevy's Choppers
The Gallowgate	1-0	Corinthian Smart-Casuals
The Stellar Warriors	2-0	Dudley Boys
Jessie's High Pants	1-0	Howdon Harriers
Pete's Porkie Pies	4-0	ITK Heaton World Beaters

BBS Notionless League Division 2

Shilbottle WMC	3-2	Bewildered De Builders
SS Enterprise	0-2	Ceptic
Superstitious FC	2-1	Doomed United
The Entertainers	3-3	Douglas All Boys (B) Team
Toon Gutter Snipes	2-0	FC Forget-Me-Nots
Unaccountable Wild-elf Bottles	4-2	FC Jumpers for Goal Posts
Real Seghill	2-1	Gallowgateaserai
Sexy Boys	2-0	Preston Big End

BBS Premier Corinthian League Table

Position	Team	Manager	Won	Dwn	Lst	G/F	G/A	G/Dif	Points
1	Pilgrim's Converts	Pilgrim	12	4	2	46	21	25	40
2	MinesaS&N Academicals	muzzainoz	10	3	5	42	25	17	33
3	Brewery Droopers United	Windy	11	0	7	38	23	15	33
4	Yelli's Yobs	Yelli	9	5	4	44	32	12	32
5	Steph's Superstars	Steph	9	3	6	37	29	8	30
6	Athletico Backworth	Jonno	8	5	5	34	31	3	29
7	Borussia Canwehaveourballbach	SMB	7	3	8	41	42	-1	24
8	Beardo United	Beardo	7	3	8	41	43	-2	24
9	Proper Lard Unathletic	Tony Green jnr	7	2	9	29	28	1	23
10	Toon Goons	Ciara	6	5	7	29	33	-4	23
11	Duncan's Disorderlies	Dunx	6	3	9	23	28	-5	21
12	Dabizas Pleazas	PeteT	6	2	10	24	41	-17	20
13	Barton's Samba	Barton	6	2	10	19	37	-18	20
14	MacBeth's Marauders	MacBeth	5	4	9	24	35	-11	19
15	Woodstock County	Cliff	5	3	10	24	26	-2	18
16	Wallsend Old Boys	Hiro	5	3	10	31	51	-20	18

BBS Notionless League Division 1 Table

Position	Team	Manager	Won	Dwn	Lst	G/F	G/A	G/Dif	Points
1	Quantum Mechanicals	True	12	4	2	39	17	22	40
2	The Stellar Warriors	Galaxy	11	3	4	36	23	13	36
3	Howdon Harriers	Softie	10	3	5	42	22	20	33
4	Carlisle United Revisited	Scratchy	9	4	5	35	27	8	31
5	Baxter Basics	Baxter	9	2	7	27	26	1	29
6	Screacher's Creatures	Screacher	6	7	5	36	39	-3	25
7	Jessie's High Pants	Loony Toon	7	3	8	22	24	-2	24
8	Spayne	Kevin Koogan (Garcie)	6	6	6	30	34	-4	24
9	Blaydon Racers	Geordie	5	8	5	34	30	4	23
10	Real Zaragossy	Dr Bill	7	2	9	39	41	-2	23
11	The Gallowgate	Kegsy	6	4	8	27	44	-17	22
12	Pete's Porkie Pies	Pete in Canada	5	5	8	21	22	-1	20
13	Dudley Boys	Hayley	5	5	8	20	27	-7	20
14	Corinthian Smart-Casuals	The Geordie Jew	5	4	9	25	34	-9	19
15	ITK Heaton World Beaters	ITK	4	4	10	14	31	-17	16
16	Chevy's Choppers	Chevy	2	6	10	22	37	-15	12

BBS Notionless League Division 2 Table

Position	Team	Manager	Won	Dwn	Lst	G/F	G/A	G/Dif	Points
1	FC Jumpers for Goal Posts	Tom	11	5	2	42	16	26	38
2	Shilbottle WMC	Gus	11	5	2	36	20	16	38
3	Preston Big End	clarky	10	3	5	37	25	12	33
4	The Entertainers	Kevin Keegan	8	5	5	49	33	16	29
5	Unaccountable Wild-elf Bottles	Josh	8	3	7	35	42	-7	27
6	Real Seghill	Juano	7	5	6	39	25	14	26
7	FC Forget-Me-Nots	Robby Bobson	8	2	8	26	30	-4	26
8	Douglas All Boys (B) Team	Gibbo	7	5	6	41	46	-5	26
9	Toon Gutter Snipes	Tre	7	4	7	33	35	-2	25
10	SS Enterprise	Elliot	6	5	7	32	28	4	23
11	Bewildered De Builders	De Builder	6	5	7	38	40	-2	23
12	Superstitious FC	Gav	5	6	7	43	49	-6	21
13	Gallowgateaserai	Pit Bill	5	4	9	23	29	-6	19
14	Doomed United	Dougal	5	3	10	23	33	-10	18
15	Sexy Boys	Ruud Gullit	5	2	11	23	40	-17	17
16	Ceptic	TSM	4	0	14	12	51	-39	12

Fixtures: Match 19

BBS Premier Corinthian League

Athletico Backworth	Vs	Steph's Superstars
Barton's Samba	Vs	Toon Goons
Beardo United	Vs	Wallsend Old Boys
Borussia Canwehaveourballbach	Vs	Woodstock County
Brewery Droopers United	Vs	Yelli's Yobs
Dabizas Pleazas	Vs	MinesaS&N Academicals
Duncan's Disorderlies	Vs	Pilgrim's Converts
MacBeth's Marauders	Vs	Proper Lard Unathletic

BBS Notionless League Division 1

Baxter Basics	Vs	Real Zaragossy
Blaydon Racers	Vs	Screacher's Creatures
Carlisle United Revisited	Vs	Spayne
Chevy's Choppers	Vs	The Gallowgate
Corinthian Smart-Casuals	Vs	The Stellar Warriors
Dudley Boys	Vs	Jessie's High Pants
Howdon Harriers	Vs	Pete's Porkie Pies
ITK Heaton World Beaters	Vs	Quantum Mechanicals

BBS Notionless League Division 2

Bewildered De Builders	Vs	SS Enterprise
Ceptic	Vs	Superstitious FC
Doomed United	Vs	The Entertainers
Douglas All Boys (B) Team	Vs	Toon Gutter Snipes
FC Forget-Me-Nots	Vs	Unaccountable Wild-elf Bottles
FC Jumpers for Goal Posts	Vs	Real Seghill
Gallowgateaserai	Vs	Sexy Boys
Preston Big End	Vs	Shilbottle WMC

-- Anonymous, July 25, 2000

Answers

Huh. That was not what we expected. Despite being away from Langley Park I expect more from a team of mine, especially against opponents such as the Gutless Snipers.

We will have to pick ourselves up in the second half of the season. Tomorrow we will be doing everything possible against the Uncountable Wife Battlers.

Make no miskate we will pull up our socks, get our axes together and march onward and upward. Right now, if you'll excuse me I'm off for a bit of a session.

-- Anonymous, July 25, 2000

I am still not going to tempt fate by saying this is my fourth win in a row.

-- Anonymous, July 25, 2000

My 8th draw... 6th away draw! Who's in charge of my team??? eh?

Big match tonight at the Parc de Pints. Got to get revenge on those Creachers and get us back into play-off contention. Mind with Screacher's 7 draws and our 8 it may be a treble chance banker.

-- Anonymous, July 26, 2000

Barnes, Kets, Tomo & Hamilton in the same team - we were lucky to get none.

Anwyay Elfs v Robby next - 5 pointer there I reckon.

-- Anonymous, July 26, 2000

Nice one Macbeth. First home points taken off the Converts this season!

-- Anonymous, July 26, 2000