In his ramblings over the weekend, Arsene Wenger said he would have liked to have bought Kieron Dyer but the price was not right.

I reckon he was just confused as to where to play the little Gem, much like the rest of us!

-- Anonymous, July 24, 2000

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Professor Yaffle - never heard that one. Like it.

Arsenal really have a sublime team. On paper it looks better than Manure. I wonder if this will be thier year.

-- Anonymous, July 25, 2000

Things will be slightly different if they lose Petit and Handlebars to Barcelona.

-- Anonymous, July 25, 2000

And if Adams' back finally collapses...

-- Anonymous, July 25, 2000

Arse's defence bug....d. Suspect they'll finish lower than Chelsea. Although I could be wrong.

-- Anonymous, July 25, 2000