Any chance of Bobby looking after Ronaldo? I hear he wants to get away from Inter...

-- Anonymous, July 24, 2000

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On the basis that we seem to be doing quite well as a crock rehab centre, that might not be such a bad idea.

-- Anonymous, July 24, 2000

If we do it well enough we might persuade some of these clubs to pay us for fixing up their stars, rather than us paying for the privilege.

-- Anonymous, July 24, 2000

Bobby has tried this before, so who's to say he won't again. I imagine Ronaldo would like the beaches of Brazil a bit more than Whitley Bay for his rehabilitation though.

Who would pay his wages though? I'm sure we wouldn't want to!

-- Anonymous, July 24, 2000

more like crock farm than anything!

-- Anonymous, July 24, 2000