Sorry about that.....forgot part of the code

-- Anonymous, July 22, 2000

Can you do out with that pet?

-- Anonymous, July 22, 2000

shouldn't that be ought young man

-- Anonymous, July 22, 2000

If I rub this long enough, that black top will have white stripes!

-- Anonymous, July 22, 2000

Aye, pet, I call it Duncan cos it's long, ugly and always fuckin' out.

-- Anonymous, July 22, 2000

Ill sign that in a minute pet, theres lice in those damn beds...

-- Anonymous, July 22, 2000

Shouldn't you be autographing this for me???

-- Anonymous, July 22, 2000

The samples almost here doc......arnt blood and urine drug tests enough for these Yanks?

-- Anonymous, July 22, 2000

"To Ciara with love from Alan.

PS. When you said you'd meet me in them bleachers, I didn't realise what you meant hinney."

-- Anonymous, July 22, 2000

"DC United are aware of some of the players we have, and we certainly wouldn't want them to take it easy because we want as tough a game as possible. I'm sure they'll give us that. It's a game we're looking forward to. I suppose a sh@g is out of the question?"

Alan Shearer's the salt of the earth. He's a gem and you don't get many of him to the pound. I believe he will go on playing for Newcastle United Football Club until he's my age.

-- Anonymous, July 22, 2000