Please somebody tell me that they have just listened to Radio 4`s `ladiesofletters.com`! I have just spent an exhausting half hour trying to change the linen on our super-dooper kingsize bed, complete with assistance from Yelli`s new Bengal kitten (bless!) All of this at the same time as listening to this excellent serial! Have you any idea how difficult it is to change the cover on a duvet which is the size of an average lawn, with a `playfull` kitten `somewhere` inside it, and holding your sides with laughter!!! Today`s episode has had me in tears - I am totally exhausted!!!(:o)

-- Anonymous, July 21, 2000

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You really will have to slow down a bit Gal - this high-rolling life-style of yours will come to a sorry end, I'll wager.
What with you, YKD and that Gazza ...... ;o{)

-- Anonymous, July 21, 2000

Read all about it in the News of the World!

NUFC BBS MOTHER ADMITS TO WILD BEDROOM ROMP INVOLVING LADIES OF LETTERS AND A FURRY FRIEND!!!

Do you think they`ll buy it? (:o)

-- Anonymous, July 21, 2000

I'm turning to the centre pages as we speak...

-- Anonymous, July 21, 2000

Or...

NUFC BBS MOTHER ADMITS PLAYING WITH PUSSY WHEN HOME ALONE.....

-- Anonymous, July 21, 2000

Ok Gav, I guess I should have expected that one! (:o)

-- Anonymous, July 21, 2000

Yes you should have.....

If it's any consolation then I did actually worry about how you'd take it.. :)) you can slap me on the wrists when we meet up at a match sometime :))

-- Anonymous, July 21, 2000

Galaxy,
This bengal kitten wouldn't happen to be gold and black striped and about six feet long, would it?

Nee wonder you had trouble changing the duvet cover. :-<>

-- Anonymous, July 21, 2000

Gav - you should know by now that I seldom take offence!(:o)

Pit Bill - when did you see it then? (the kitten Gav! I`m talking about the kitten!) That was a damn good description you gave - not quite six feet long, but then it is only 15 weeks old! Ooh err missus - what have we let ourselves in for!!!!!(:o)

-- Anonymous, July 21, 2000

Well I was hoping you wouldn't take offence :))

-- Anonymous, July 21, 2000