The Times are saying there is a sniff that we may be trying for Guardiola. and that Yalcin to us is bollocks. Go on Bobby, just do it!

-- Anonymous, July 20, 2000

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Oh yes.....these kind of rumours I like ;))

-- Anonymous, July 20, 2000

He's the man......

-- Anonymous, July 20, 2000

I hope this is true. I've been a fan of his for a while. Rated at #4M. Maric #2M, Robinson #1M, Kets #1M, Charvet #1M, Marcelino #3M. Gives us enough for Bruno with the spare change if he is any good.

-- Anonymous, July 20, 2000

I've heard from my window cleaner , that with the departure of Maric,Robinson and Kets. Robson has phoned home instructing his men to complete the #7.5 million Mpenza deal.

-- Anonymous, July 20, 2000

who's ya window Cleaner Rik, Terry 'social convener' Mac?

-- Anonymous, July 20, 2000

My window cleaner gets his inside info from a well known member of the NUFC coaching staff, that's all I can reveal.

-- Anonymous, July 20, 2000

I'd be highly surprised if both of these deals come off. Can't see Guardiola playing outside of the Champions League, no matter how much he likes Robson.

Mpenza was a dead deal as soon as we went for Cort, IMHO.

-- Anonymous, July 20, 2000

Could sell Speed, buy the Barca fella and pick up Lee Clark with = mill left over.

-- Anonymous, July 20, 2000

Does your window cleaner look tired Rik? Might he be doing a spot of moonlighting down the taxi ranks of Newcastle of an evening?

-- Anonymous, July 20, 2000