Well atleast I'll be able to watch live football next season in the Stadium of LIGHT.

-- Anonymous, July 19, 2000

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And your tax money paid for most of their ground, too. Don't lose heart, Rik, pet. There's still a few weeks til the season starts.

-- Anonymous, July 19, 2000

Rik, steady son, compose yourself, deep breaths, help is on the way, I have sent for a ambulance, you are at work ?, Alston Girlie has been informed, need some cyberaid, get hold of Dr Bill somebody, the main man is delirious and talking in tongues.

-- Anonymous, July 19, 2000

Sorry Buff. Can't supply any Cyberaid. Will lemonade do instead?

-- Anonymous, July 19, 2000

Anything Screach, just make it quick, we could have a p epsidemic bliddy man`s delirious.

-- Anonymous, July 19, 2000

Alston if your there sing to the man while he is awaiting rescue, help is a coming, promise you. "Whats that you are saying Skippy", Tsk- Tsk and more Tsk, Riks doon the harbour, were on our way, Sing Girlie Oh Ricky Babe what can it be, a ___________________?

-- Anonymous, July 19, 2000

Rik, received your email, quick scan of Ronnie Gill - nowt???

-- Anonymous, July 19, 2000