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-- abc (a@b.c), July 17, 2000

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-- Buddy (buddydc@go.com), July 17, 2000.

This is too funny! Thanks abc...!

COLLEGE ENTRANCE EXAM FOR STUDENT ATHLETES Time Limit: 3 WEEKS

1. What language is spoken in France?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- Give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to

____ (a) build a bridge

____ (b) sail the ocean

____ (c) lead an army or

____ (d) WRITE A PLAY

4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one)

____ (a) Jewish

____ (b) Catholic

____ (c) Hindu

____ (d) Polish

____ (e) Agnostic

5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

8. What are people in America's far north called?

____ (a) Westerners

____ (b) Southerners

____ (c) Northerners

9. Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton

Bush: __________________________

Carter: __________________________

Clinton: __________________________

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

11. Where does rain come from?

____ (a) Macy's

____ (b) Kmart

____ (c) Canada

____ (d) the sky

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?

____ (a) yes

____ (b) no

13. What are coat hangers used for?

14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?

15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?

17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?

____ (a) New York

____ (b) Florida

____ (c) Canada

____ (d) Wisconsin

18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?

19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?

20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?

____ (a) B.C

____ (b) A.D.

Signed _______________________

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