POOR LITTLE ANDY GAY, LIFE HAS NEVER BEEN FAIR ENOUGH FOR HIM. WHAT WILL HE EVER DO IF HE CANNOT GET THE REST OF THE PEOPLE TO BEHAVE EXACTLY AS HE WANTS THEM TO? BOOO-HOO-HOO, EVERYBODY IS SO MEMETIC, AND THERE'S NOTHING HE CAN DO ABOUT IT.

-- (BIG@TEXT.MAN), July 14, 2000.

Since Andy Gay doesn't want to feel inferior, here's some small text. It's probably even smaller than his brain, if that's possible.

-- Little Text Man (little@text.man), July 14, 2000.