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1. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings...they did it by killing all those who opposed them. 2. If you can stay calm while all around you are in chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation. 3. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security. 4. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. 5. A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a scapegoat. 6. Plagiarism saves time. 7. If at first you don't succeed, try management. 8. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 9. Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups. 10. TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.
-- Anonymous, July 13, 2000
This is the Mantra of Local Government
-- Anonymous, July 13, 2000