29 and holding, again, the morrer.

Close family only please.

No flowers, donations to a good cause.

-- Anonymous, July 13, 2000

Answers

Is it true that there is a different version of the Storming of the Bastille in Washington? I've heard that they get the most miserable b*gger in the pub and lock him up in the old cage every year so that they can all have a quiet drink once a year without this gadgee ruining everyone's evening by foreboding doom and destruction for all men...;-)

All the best, Bill!

-- Anonymous, July 13, 2000

I wonder if they (SJP B'stards) have it in for people who were born in mid July? They lost my details from the data base a few years ago bill but I got them to rectify the fault. Fine birthday present they are giving us eh?

-- Anonymous, July 13, 2000

Softie
In for me, in for me, they've all got it infamy. You mark my words, young'n, there's many a slip twixt cup and trophy cabinet.

Rik
It certainly does look as if the runes hoyed on our behalf left a lot to be desired. And we're such canny lads really. Why ? What have we done ?

-- Anonymous, July 13, 2000

You're right you know, my Dad's birthday was yesterday, and look what God sent to make his life a misery :-)

-- Anonymous, July 13, 2000

Many happy returns Bill ;)

And all the Breast for the future....

-- Anonymous, July 13, 2000

Happy Birthday, Pit Bill. What are you doing?

-- Anonymous, July 13, 2000

Happy Birthday Bill, Enjoy it!

-- Anonymous, July 13, 2000

Have a good one Pit Bill! (:o)

-- Anonymous, July 13, 2000

29 eh? Consider my glass raised in your direction on the day young Pit!

-- Anonymous, July 13, 2000

Doug,
I'm hoping I'll have time to try me new zimmer during one of my increasingly few periods of awareness which my lovely family have clubbed up and bought me. They think I don't know about it, but I wasn't really asleep when they hung me on a coatpeg in the shop while they bought it. I can't figure out why they've had casters put on it though. Any ideas ? :_||

Seriously, but, my dearling wife and I'll do a pizza place tomorrow night and a better clarss of restaurant, called The Blacksmith's Table, on Saturday.

Gav should know the pizza place as the old Co-Op at Fatfield just along from the Biddick pub, and the restaurant is in the old balcksmith's shop in the Village, which I can remember as a working blacksmith's, although I suppose most 29 year olds my age would remember it as well.

The days of going daft are long gone - it would ruin my image of being the Victor Meldrew of SJP, not that I ever let my guard slip that much anyway.

-- Anonymous, July 13, 2000

Geordie,
If you believe 29 you'll believe owt. If 'ladies of a certain age' can take liberties with the calendar, why can't 'miserable owld scrotes of a certain age', eh ?

-- Anonymous, July 13, 2000

And thanks very much to you all for the good wishes.

-- Anonymous, July 13, 2000

Bill, believe it or not I tried to buy the building that is now the Blacksmith's Table when I left school 16 years ago...me and my niece had a plan to turn it into a fish and chip shop....unfortunately those nice people at the TSB (the bank that likes to say F**k OFF!) turned us down for a 10k loan to get our plans on the road...I could've been a chip shop tycoon now instead of sitting on my arse doing bugger all in Switzerland :))

Oh and I don't remember it being a smithy....it was always a public toilet when I was growing up :))

That Pizza restaurant down in fatfield if quite nice....I booked it out one night about a year ago and treated the whole family to a meal....no blood anywhere :))

I hope you have a great evening mate!!

-- Anonymous, July 13, 2000

Have a great one, Bill!!

-- Anonymous, July 13, 2000

Pit Bill, I'm an old computer hacker and I deal in hexadecimal. 29 = 51 in decimal ;-))

I did question the 29 with a '?'

I'll still be raising the glass young Pit!!

-- Anonymous, July 13, 2000

Geordie,
You'll need to be counting to a base of about 17.781 to come up with me real age, but you'reAI'YA' erring on the side of complimentary, so thanks for that.

Gav,
You'd have had to have left school a bliddy sight longer ago than 16 years to remember it as a working smithy. Believe it or not, I was once a bairn, and it's from then I remember it - huge great cart horses, probably the store greengrocery and working farm horses. Very pictureskew.

-- Anonymous, July 13, 2000

Bill-elated wishes, keep up your good work behind the lines, if your compromised by the Mackums gis a bell and Ill get Gav in to pull yer oot.

-- Anonymous, July 13, 2000

Happy birthday you "miserable owld scrote of a certain age".

Have a great weekend PB - and mind ya watch oot fer them makems ower theor!
(;{))

-- Anonymous, July 13, 2000

Gav,
The public toilet is now part of the kitchen, but don't let that put you off, it isn't bad. Give it a go next time you're(AIYA) home.

-- Anonymous, July 14, 2000

Very happy borthday Pit Bill. Keep sinking yer molars into any flabby derriere what's asking for it.

-- Anonymous, July 14, 2000

Happy, happy belated birthday wishes, PB.

Don't ever change.

Love from the Far East.

val

-- Anonymous, July 14, 2000

Have a good 'un!

-- Anonymous, July 14, 2000

Good grief, you lot'll have the tears running out of me eyes as well as down me legs at this rate, sniff, sniff.

-- Anonymous, July 14, 2000

>> "Don't ever change. "

... or wash

;-))

-- Anonymous, July 14, 2000

You have a day off and come back to a veritable plethora of birthdays!!

Hope you get everything you deserve Pit Bill.

gus

-- Anonymous, July 14, 2000