An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in love. However, no matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to ask the rabbi.

The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion. "Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help the wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm."

They go home and follow the rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. But it doesn't help and she is still unsatisfied.

Perplexed, they go back to the rabbi.

"Okay", says the rabbi, "let's try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them."

Once again, they follow the rabbi's advice. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man gets to work with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking screaming orgasm.

The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly, "You see, THAT'S the way to wave a towel!"

-- Anonymous, July 13, 2000

Answers

What do you call an Indian man in a Karaoke bar??

Gorrupta Singh

-- Anonymous, July 13, 2000

Oh god they are getting worse. If that is at all possible !! ;o)

-- Anonymous, July 13, 2000

What do you call a good looking Pakistani man?

Asif...

-- Anonymous, July 13, 2000

Doc, I think my wife's deaf
Try this test. Wait till she's in the kitchen washing up then quietly stand about 10 feet behind her and say something. If she doesn't hear, move 3 feet closer and say something. Keep doing this until you get to a point where she can hear, then you'll know how deaf she is.
Next day, after breakfast, wifey's in the kitchen where she belongs, so he stands at the kitchen door and says 'What's for tea pet'. No response. He moves 3 feet closer and says 'What's for tea pet'. Still no response. So he moves another 3 feet closer and says 'What's for tea pet'. To which she replies 'Ah've telt yer three bliddy times, man, chicken.'

-- Anonymous, July 13, 2000

Keegan to Michael Owen: just to let you know, I might have to pull you off at half-time.

Owen to Keegan: Oh, great (!) - at Liverpool we just get Oranges.

-- Anonymous, July 13, 2000

A man is driving happily along in his car when he's pulled over by the police.

The policeman approaches him and asks "Have you been drinking Sir?"

"Why?" asks the man, "Was I all over the road?"

"No" replies the policeman, "You were driving splendidly. The fat ugly chick in the passenger seat gave it away."

-- Anonymous, August 18, 2000