Surprise, surprise, guess what was lying on wor doormat when I got home last night. Yeah, you got it.

Now I've got to beat a very hasty retreat and grin and smarm my way back into filthy fred's good books.

Think of the complications of now trying to explain why they have an 'unofficial' application complete with visa number, for a ticket in the SJH extension, and also an official one for a seat in bank 7 of the Milburn extension, also complete with visa number. They couldn't even dish out the applications without completely confusing poor owld buggas like me, so what complications are now about to be unearthed trying to sort this out ?

On past performance, I'll end up with either 143 season tickets, 17 of them free, the rest at Club 1892 prices; or, I shall cease to exist on every database to which my details have ever been added - no bad thing that, though, now that I think about it.

Ho hum, these things are sent to try us. If it wasn't so pathetic, it would be hilarious.

-- Anonymous, July 13, 2000

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Pit Bill,

Does this really mean we'll now have the pleasure of seeing you at EVERY home match-day meet? Whoopee (!) (;{))

-- Anonymous, July 13, 2000

Pit Bill, ours arrived this morning too! (:o)

-- Anonymous, July 13, 2000

MISTER Clark, do I detect a faint hint of good natured sarcasm in your (AI'BTY') posting ? If so, I shall do my utmost to turn up often enough to make sure you lot don't get ideas above your station - like winning something - using my honed-over-the-years skills in whingeing and complaining about having seen it all before, and what has been good enough for me, ought to be good enough for youse lot.

So, in a word, yes. :-))

-- Anonymous, July 13, 2000

PB,
Champion - looking forward to it.

(:,{))

-- Anonymous, July 13, 2000