Anelka`s agent, Didier Anelka: "I don't even want to comment, there is nothing to say. It's just rubbish."

(How the @#*! does Anelka's price keep soaring when all and sundry know he's a twat and a cancer?)

-- Anonymous, July 11, 2000

Answers

'Cos the business is full of tw@ts, Tre.

-- Anonymous, July 11, 2000

I must get my eyes tested! I thought the title said turnip and was expecting it to be about Graham Taylor! ;-)

-- Anonymous, July 11, 2000

Tommy Cooper used to go around chopping off the bottom of people's trousers then putting them in the library, saying "there's a turn-up for the books"

-- Anonymous, July 11, 2000

How do you know you've got a popular vegetable? There's a big turn-up at the funeral. (Turnip, geddit??) How do you know you've got a fashionable vegetable? He's got turnups on his trousers. How do you know you've a surprsied vegetable. Cos it's a turn up for the books. Sorry, all prompted by title of thread. I'm gannin hame now.

-- Anonymous, July 11, 2000