Cell-phones

Not only are the oh-so-important (in their own minds) public cell-phone chatters at likely hihger risk for brain tumors, so are the rest of us because of the increasing number of radio (microwave) towers being built -- and radiating us -- to handle the rapidly increasing radio traffic generated by this increasing number of clueless doofuses. Stick you cat in your microwave oven and you'll see what happens -- on a much lower level, of course -- to our bodies and brains.

-- A (A@AisA.com), July 10, 2000

Answers

no....

Stick your cat HEAD in your microwave oven and you'll see what happens -- on a much lower Higher level, of course -- to Your bodiesy and brains.

-- A (A@AisA.com), July 10, 2000

One less freak in the world.

-- (A@is.brAin.dead), July 10, 2000.

(mumbling) My, my, my. These people make such a mess of things at times...

-- (Night.Janitor@Third.Shift), July 10, 2000.

A you sick f*ck

-- cin (cin@cin.cin), July 10, 2000.

A:

(Asking a rhetorical and useless question, given A's prior performance in this area):

You would happen to have a link, would you?

-- Jim Cooke (JJCooke@yahoo.com), July 10, 2000.

I personally resent the use of the cat in the microwave experiment. Cats should be killed humanely before cooking.

-- FactFinder (FactFinder@bzn.com), July 10, 2000.

Cats taste just like rabbit. However, one is advised to make liberal use of sage and rosemary. A light tomato sauce. Bit of sour cream on the side.

-- The Tall Man (phantasm@mortuary.moc), July 10, 2000.