For NetWasted,Carlos and the Sat. Can't Get Date Club: Own your own business

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EMPLOYEE BUYOUT POSSIBLE. Here you go guys. Since none of you have made it to the exalted position of Cashier yet, if you've been saving your tips, this might be the ONLY WAY UP in your sad lives. Trailer park CLEANING MAN experience is a plus.

A chance to end your dreary existence and take over your place of work. JUST THINK OF IT. No longer will you have to wait for the boss to give you your paycheck. You all can live the "American Dream".

Los Angeles Carwash Hollypark Carwash $950,000 5% to selling broker Grossed $63,000 in June 2000 Newly Refurbished, this business is poised for major upside. A new Home Depot has just broken ground directly across the street from the subject. Located just east of LAX International Airport and across from the famous Hollywood Park Ractrack and Casino, the business is on a 46,000+ sq. ft. lot (land not included) which would allow for another business, thereby increasing profitability even higher. There is 22 years left on location lease. UPSIDE, UPSIDE

-- cpr (buytexas@swbell.net), July 09, 2000

Answers

Would you buy a used car from this person?

-- Wonderin (about@lots.of.things), July 09, 2000.
Yeah guys, you could have that big text geek do all of your advertisements.

-- Butt Nugget (catsbutt@umailme.com), July 09, 2000.
Yesterday must've been my day to hear about dead bodies. I was listening to "This American Story" on the local NPR station: one of the segments was about this 33-year-old guy who was inspired to start his own crime scene cleaning company after see one scene in the movie "Pulp Fiction" where the actors were cleaning up the car after they had accidently killed the wrong person.

This former loan officer (? some sort of bank employee) immediately decided that he'd start a company that did just that. His clients have been hotels, landlords, the county. Right now, he's the only employee, but he's making an okay living. The host of the program then went on to explain the different types of permits one had to have but that basically the work was the same as any other type of cleaning job, and not really all that hard, just depressing.

I thought of that again when CPR was "suggesting" a possible home business. Crime scene clean-up would actually generate some revenue.

-- (kb8um8@yahoo.com), July 09, 2000.

Its clear the guy thinking up the Crime Scene cleanup company never had a chance. Now add: www.crime-scene-clean.DOT.com and he might have had something if he had acted before May,2000.

Now he could revise the business plan and clean up the facilities of the failed Dot-Coms. Here is some help for him : http://www.fucked.com

-- cpr (buytexas@swbell.net), July 09, 2000.

Are all your listings this bad?

-- Carlos (riffraff1@cybertime.net), July 09, 2000.
CREEPER, HOW DO YOU MANAGE TO EKE OUT EVEN YOUR MEAGER EXISTENCE WHEN YOU ARE SITTING AT YOUR COMPUTER POSTING OBNOXIOUS COMMENTS TO THIS FORUM 24 HOURS A DAY? YOU MUST BE COLLECTING DISABILITY FROM THE TAXPAYERS BECAUSE OF YOUR MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS, RIGHT? THEY SHOULD PUT YOU IN AN ASYLUM AND SAVE US A LOT OF DOUGH.

-- (BIG@TEXT.MAN), July 09, 2000.
High speed connections, 3 monitors, 2 computers and the ability to speed read bull shit from Doom Zombies.

-- cpr (buytexas@swbell.net), July 09, 2000.
CLOSE YOUR BIG TEXT especially before going to summer school tomorrow AM.

-- cpr (buytexas@swbell.net), July 09, 2000.
I FIND IT MORE THAN JUST A LITTLE DIFFICULT TO BELIEVE THAT A RUDE DEGENERATE ASSHOLE LIKE CREEPER IS ACTUALLY SELLING ANY HOUSES. HIS MAIN CAREER APPEARS TO BE THAT OF A FULL-TIME LOSER.

-- (BIG@TEXT.MAN), July 09, 2000.
Here's what cpr has said before about the cost of his continuing efforts to debunk Y2k.

Sunday, 11-Apr-1999 22:56:27

151.164.37.139 writes:

DON"T EVER "LECTURE" ME FLINT.

DON"T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. I take no money and do no business in Y2k. It cost me about $200,000 for the last 2 years in lost income to do what I do: EXPOSE EXTREMISTS USING Y2k FEAR. For over a year I warned de Jager and others what North and Yourdon were up to. Now you had best believe many more know I was right. Gary does what he does for his "Church State" and EY does it for the "money". Now, there is enough data to suggest that he is also a believer in a "disaster theory" predicting his "ten year depression".

I VIEW THE Y2k EXTREMISTS AS : EXTREMELY DANGEROUS TO AMERICA. . . .

http://hv.greenspun.com/bboard/q-and-a-fetch-msg.tcl?msg_id=000q7k

-- (**@*.**), July 09, 2000.

Big Text Man might be a nearly blind senior having a drug reaction but half the jury believes that he's an unsupervised teenager.

-- (link@link.link), July 09, 2000.
Here's what cpr has said before about the cost of his continuing efforts to debunk Y2k.

Sunday, 11-Apr-1999 22:56:27

151.164.37.139 writes:

DON"T EVER "LECTURE" ME FLINT.

DON"T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. I take no money and do no business in Y2k. It cost me about $200,000 for the last 2 years in lost income to do what I do: EXPOSE EXTREMISTS USING Y2k FEAR. For over a year I warned de Jager and others what North and Yourdon were up to. Now you had best believe many more know I was right. Gary does what he does for his "Church State" and EY does it for the "money". Now, there is enough data to suggest that he is also a believer in a "disaster theory" predicting his "ten year depression".

I VIEW THE Y2k EXTREMISTS AS : EXTREMELY DANGEROUS TO AMERICA. . . .

http://hv.greenspun.com/bboard/q-and-a-fetch-msg.tcl?msg_id=000q7k



-- (**@*.**), July 09, 2000.

BIG TEXT sucks. LL maybe?

-- Carlos (riffraff1@cybertime.net), July 09, 2000.
CREEPER AND ANDY RAY SUCK EVEN MORE. I'LL STOP POSTING AS SOON AS THEY LEAVE.

-- (BIG@TEXT.MAN), July 09, 2000.
BIGTEXT man:

Creeper [as you call him] and Andy Ray present threads that anyone on this forum can ignore. They rarely bother with comments on topics outside of Y2k. You, however, interfere with both the discourse and the posting preferences of others. You have EVERY right to post in huge font to whatever thread you like, but when you insist that others follow suit [by not closing your tags], you're dictating the actions of others. In this way, the more annoying is certainly YOU, as following you on a thread is like following a child who ate and left a mess that must be cleaned up before one can eat himself.

-- Anita (Anita_S3@hotmail.com), July 09, 2000.

"You have EVERY right to post in huge font to whatever thread you like". Fonts are a right? I say boot this fontwipe, his large fonts make threads so unreadable as to be a disruption to the forum.

-- FactFinder (FactFinder@bzn.com), July 09, 2000.
ON THE CONTRARY FAT FUCKER, MY FONTS ARE APPROXIMATELY 10 TIMES MORE READABLE THAN YOURS. I THINK WE SHOULD "BOOT" YOUR SORRY ASS FROM THIS FORUM FOR MAKING ME ADJUST MY TEXT EVERYTIME YOU DON'T CLOSE YOUR TAGS WITH THAT PUNY EYE-STRAINING TEXT. IT'S VERY IRONIC THAT YOU USE THAT NAME WHEN NOTHING THAT FLOWS FROM YOUR YAPHOLE EVEN RESEMBLES A FACT.

-- (BIG@TEXT.MAN), July 10, 2000.
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