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State Slogans -------------- Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada: Whores and Poker!
New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney ...
North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
Oregon: Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee: The Educashun State
Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont: Yep
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family ... Really!
Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared !!!
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-- cpr (buytexas@swbell.net), July 08, 2000
This must be a "cpr" imposter..nothing about y2k ,doomers etc.
-- justa, (ponderin the state slogans@list.com), July 08, 2000.
ROTFLMAO! Thanks for the guffaws.
-- Bingo1 (howe9@shentel.net), July 08, 2000.
A good chuckle to start the day! I can't deal with anything heavy til afternoon. Thanks.
-- Lars (lars@indy.net), July 08, 2000.
Thanks guys. I thought that if I posted something different for a change you might not think I'm a total loser.
-- cpr (buytexas@swbell.net), July 08, 2000.
I didn't post the above.
-- cpr (buytexas@swbell.net), July 08, 2000.
I mean I didn't post the state slogans. If I find out who did he BETTER HAVE A GOOD ATTORNEY.
-- cpr (buytexas@swbell.net), July 08, 2000.
You forgot the state of CPR:WE DON'T MAKE SENSE, BUT WE DO POST THREATS TO SUE IN **ALL CAPS**!!!
-- Sense of Humor (sense@humor.nut), July 08, 2000.
Could somebody PLEASE post the law(s) which state that usurping a "handle" on an internet BBS is a crime. PLEASE.I am getting weary of all the legal threats lately by folks who think crimes are being committed on this board. This is supposed to be FUN, you'all-so why all the angst? Why the posturing? For Christ's sake have so fun and enjoy the company.
Geeze.
-- FutureShock (gray@matter.think), July 08, 2000.
...For Christ's sake have so fun and enjoy the company. -- FutureShockOh, yeah? Oh, yeah? Is that a threat to force me to have a good time and enjoy the company? Huh? HUH? Yeah, I thought as much. AND WAS THAT YOUR DOG THAT PEED ON MY HUBCAP LAST NIGHT? TRY TO DENY IT! You'll be hearing from my attorney... attourney... whatever... as soon as I trace you down! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! ;)
-- I'm Here, I'm There (I'm Everywhere@so.beware), July 08, 2000.
LOL I'm Here.
-- FutureShock (gray@matter.think), July 08, 2000.
I do believe that was the real cpr that posted this thread, he has sent similar jokes by email from the same source. These were some of the best ones cpr, I got a real laugh out of them.
-- FactFinder (FactFinder@bzn.com), July 08, 2000.