Question for you all , boys and girls . Lads if you were taking a lass that you really fancied out on a date , what would be the venue and hopeful route of the date ? Lasses where would you like to be taken ? What has been your most succesful experience .

Ill start .... id like it to be dead unassuming , like no dinner planned at a restaraunt , just a few casual drinks near me house , then say dinners in the oven take the lady in question home , for some wine me dine me , all id be lloking for initially would be a kiss and pleasant conversation .. plenty of time for extra curricular . My best result however was an expensive meal in kensington , 2 bottles of champagne and a limo home , a glass of wine and an evening of wel , ahem .... just shows how predictable women can be : - )

-- Anonymous, July 07, 2000

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>>Lads if you were taking a lass that you really fancied out on a date...hopeful route of the date ? Lasses where would you like to be taken ?...<<

Same for all the above, I'm sure...up the Gary Glitter ;-))

Sorry, that was uncalled for

-- Anonymous, July 07, 2000

Dunno if I can answer this :))

Ideally it'd be someone I knew and was very comfortable with anyway....out for dinner(but not a huge planning excercise!), somewhere nice and quiet with good food and conversation, kiss good night would do me.....

Dunno what my best one has been....probably the ones where I didn't even know I was on a date until they're sticking the lips on you...

-- Anonymous, July 07, 2000

Depends on the lass. With my now wife, it was drinks and relaxed dinner in a place called Est in Soho, then Ronnie Scott's for a bit of mellowing out, then upstairs at Ronnie's for a bop before a cab home in the early hours. Trouble is, I respected her too much and dropped her off at her place. She's since told me she was gagging for it (not her words perhaps);-)

But I've had equal (and certainly more immediate) success, for example, with a pub all night and kebab on the way home. Retrospectively, I'm not sure how much I really enjoyed a night of kebab-fuelled passion - she should never had had the chilli sauce for a start.;-)

-- Anonymous, July 07, 2000

Drunken night at 70's night at Planet Earth, singing into a empty #1 bottle of carlsberg worked wonders for me, that said, saw my now current girlfriend the following night in Oitcher & Piano & we didn't recognise each other! It was great, it was like pulling a different lass on consecutive days.

-- Anonymous, July 09, 2000

A mate of mine was so trashed one night he did pull the same bird twice, only believed it the following day when I got back up from others that were there......mad Bu**er he was, still is.

-- Anonymous, July 09, 2000

Yelli had the most fantastic first date yesterday! This young chap is just drop dead gorgeous, with eyes to die for, and a body to match! They met at his place, got to know each other, then she brought him home. He charmed the pants off all of us, he`s polite, very intelligent, very attentive, and Yelli and he already have a fantastic relationship!

On the down side, he does have four legs and long whiskers - but hell, nobody`s perfect!(:o)

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2000

;-)

Jeez and I was starting to feel jealous all of a sudden! ;-)

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2000

i was getting very worried about Gav there for a second ... h's having a lot of women trouble , that cudve been the final nail : - )

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2000

Changing the gist of the thread a wee bit to "How did you meet your lass" and what were your chat up lines, cos to me that was my perfect first date. Wednesday was Coop Dance at Consett and then big time, Miners Welfare at Whickham for the Saturday night hop. At the Euan Blair age of drinking, pre dance entertainment consisted of bussing to the Bay Horse in Whickham, for 7pm, sneaking into lounge, drink like there was no tomorrow whilst hiding behind a football pink for the duration. Entry to the hall was by 10pm for two reasons, Big Jimmy Middlemiss the Sgt Polis said so, he skelped your lug when you went in, saved stamping your hand, and at 10pm as per tradition the Bradford Barn Dance took place. Big circle, 2 in , 2 oot, 4 aroond, 2 in, 2oot, pass on, unless the hard guy in front "said Hold On! cos he fancied the burd he was in tow with. This was the time to score, anyway I lurched in, looked around the hall for this burd I had been going out with, spotted her sisters and another lass, the band were just finishing the Tommy Steel no "Twenty flight Rock" aaaaaggghhh, hair brylcreamed, tony curtis style, ducks arse at back, boston strings (laces for ties), blue zoot suit, red socks and brothel creepers, chewing 1lb of wrigleys I swaggered across to the posse of females, legs akimbo anticipating the Bradford Barn ,I asked "Wheres Freda the neet", answer from her sister "Not weel at aal", looking at the future Mrs Buff my opening line was "Alreet ye will hed to dee We dont make them like that these days , thank god ,

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2000

Mrs Softie was married to a friend of mine when we met. Didn't get 'interesting' until they split up and she invited me round for dinner...

A tip there for you swinging bachelors; if you want to stay footloose and fancy free, keep eating takeaways...it's safer in the long run, and a damn site cheaper!

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2000

I cook at home. Actually I'm quite brilliant in the kitchen, it works with the girls. ;-)

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2000

Bloody hell softie , the comparison here are uncanny .. you cant tell your lass about the season ticket and you pinched her off a mate .... aye me too im afraid : - ) All went wrong when one night in a night club i suggested we go upstairs and behind a speaker for some howsyerfather .. the problem was my long term girlfriend was there and her long term boyfriend ( a good friend of mine ) .. the rest they say is history .. slightly less romantic than buff , but thats the 90's for you ! : - ))

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2000

I say the lack of morals on this board are shocking !!!! :o))))))

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2000

hahaha....YES I did get jealous! :))) hahahaha

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2000

Sting, interestingly enough the bloke who was married to Mrs Softie had got together with her after a whirlwind romance after his former girlfriend had ditched him in favour of some backstabbing so-called mate...

Still, I'm sure his psychiatrist is glad of the guaranteed income: I bet his chatup line goes something along the lines of: "Hello Darling, you don't know a bloke called Softie do you?" :-)

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2000

Softie...you're an entire storyline of Greenspun Place alone! ;-))

Buff - wonderful story!!

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2000

So what does that make me Ciara , the drunkard immoral , ahh nowt changes there : - )

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2000

hee hee, Sting. You said it, not me. Though I do think this alternative storyline of yourself and Gav is doing quite a bit for the ratings, though the advertisers are getting a bit nervous. ;-)

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2000