It's becoming increasingly apparent that the Wearsiders are overcompensating for their lack of manliness with bizarre signings with tough-sounding names. A classic case of living in denial. They have signed Nunez who likes to be called 'Tyson' and are now aftre a keeper named Macho from Austria.

They aren't fooling anybody, red and white stripes has long been an excuse for everything turning pink in the wash but we've seen through your little game. Shock(ing pink) moves for Le Saux and Perez will be made before next season...you mark my words. Don't drop your keys...

-- Anonymous, July 06, 2000

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Brings a whole new meaning to the Monkey's Heed theme...

-- Anonymous, July 06, 2000

Looking at a road map on how to get to HEYSHAM i noticed Sunderland bank and Sunderland point, by the side of the river Lune now sounds right to me.

-- Anonymous, July 06, 2000