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As reproduced on nufc.com. I went and had a look around as well and was interested to see that someone calling himslef repd had had an e-mail from our mate rik. If you were wondering what became of the Prince of North Shields then read on:

"Hello Matey, It's Rik the Geordie blerk.... I couldn't find your E mails from last year so not sure if you'll get this. I came to your site to find a piccie of OUR NEW PLAYER.Why haven't you got one?I'll have to nick one from the official site. Hey what a bummer for you losing such a fine athlete. Shame he can't play football very well but perhaps Uncle Bobby can teach him. Or then again, he might be planning to use him as a replacement for either a goalpost with Duncan ferguson as the other OR.... as our next Allesandro Pistone. We sold him to Everton last week for 3 million, and now we have no one to critisice , So perhaps 'courty ' Can I call him that? will be the new shit player that everyone moans about. I've just bought www.carlcort.net And plan to use it as a general abuse a player site, with replies to abusive fan-e-mails coming back from :- carl@carlcort.net , unless he gets good, in which case I'll turn it into a porno site and sell it back to him for millions. Last year I started making another web site, Soccer-uk, it never really got off the ground as I ran out of time. This year I'm planing a bigger better one, and I've got an assistant, So I'll again be putting your new site along with your new hyphen into the map of UK footy teams. I'll give you another E mail when we've something to look at. Good luck next season against Palace and Co. Hope you make it straight back up, Then again you could always apply to enter the Norwegian league, or relocate to Oslo? >From Rik"

-- Anonymous, July 06, 2000

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Do you know, I was just wondering what had happened to that ace Rik. Porn sites eh ? hmmmm. That figures

:~)

-- Anonymous, July 07, 2000


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