& win an away top. That gadget could probably be used to straighten Marcelino's bracket. Talking of which, when I was in Majorca a waiter asked me how he was settling in, I diplomatically said he hadn't done much, he nodded and said he is a very good player.

Has he had enough time?

-- Anonymous, July 05, 2000

Answers

Did he walk away laughing Tony?

-- Anonymous, July 05, 2000

"he nodded and said he is a very good player."

I'm still figuring out which game he's supposed to be good at...

Football
Lacrosse
Hopscotch

-- Anonymous, July 05, 2000

So who is it then, Lee or Speed?

Before I looked at the choices I thought it was Given or Harper!

(Unless we've signed Dustin Hoffman) :o))

-- Anonymous, July 05, 2000

2 Spanish work colleagues told me last year he was a fantastic defender+well worth the money we paid....I guess well never know till he has an injury free few months to get back on track...same with Goma.

-- Anonymous, July 05, 2000

Just had a look at the official site - can't find any compys! Am I being thick (probably!) What's the url of the page?

-- Anonymous, July 05, 2000

Steph, it is in the link named something like 'Midnight Kit Launch'!

-- Anonymous, July 05, 2000

The best bit boys and girls is that if you download the image to disk like i have, it automatically saves the files as:

ROBLEE.JPG

Hey, they're really clever at the official site aren't they!

mi

-- Anonymous, July 05, 2000

Min is partly right there......

if you right click on the picture and slecet properties, it shows as being a roblee.jpg but at the same time if you hold the mouse arrow over the picture it identifies it as being a Warren Barton All Sport photo.......since when did Warren Barton ever have dark hair.

-- Anonymous, July 05, 2000

Oh sure...go ahead and cheat, guys! I figured it out by his mouth. Speed has thicker lips. Though the lack of grey hair at the temples threw me at first. Perhaps Mr Lee has been using the boot black on something besides his boots! ;-))

-- Anonymous, July 05, 2000

Thanks Yelli. Silly me thought there might be something saying Competition.......DOH!

-- Anonymous, July 05, 2000

I thought it was the "exclusive" dot cock picture of Dyer after the night club incident, got confused by the Warren Barton mouseover thing, and then did the same as Min (scored 2 own goals and then) saved the bugger.
If that's what NTL have brought to the official site god help us

-- Anonymous, July 05, 2000

Anybody remember the comp on Riksplace. Little rascle named the piccies incorrectly. You don;t suppose the orrificial s*ite thought similar. I mean, Warren Barton, We all know he's too busy sorting oot the Corinthians Footy to model a new shart.

-- Anonymous, July 05, 2000

Tis a bit scary that the official s*ite has gotten worse under new ownership. Surely it can't be that difficult to find someone with half a clue to run the thing?? Perhaps Coxy spent a little too long hanging around Amsterdam coffee houses last month. ;-)

-- Anonymous, July 05, 2000

OK - so I was too lazy to go back upstairs to get my glasses yesterday, when I looked in on the official site. Took one look at the picture (without being able to read the text) and though `Oh my Lord, who have we signed now, and what a munter!!`.

Going to have to start wearing my glasses on a string around my neck, or else I`m going to get myself into all sorts of trouble!!(:o)

-- Anonymous, July 06, 2000

I think the people at Daily Toon should enter loadsa times to get a prize for the next competition they run!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- Anonymous, July 06, 2000

I've just entered again, this time going for Rob Lee.

-- Anonymous, July 06, 2000

I still think it's Gary Speed...

-- Anonymous, July 06, 2000

Rob Lee it is but I never won

-- Anonymous, July 18, 2000