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JESUS said, ''i have not come to condemn-but to seek & save, them that are-perishing!!FOR GOD [SO] LOVED THE WORLD.THAT HE [GAVE] HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN-SON.THAT WHOEVER[BELIEVES]SHALL NOT PERISH.BUT HAVE_>ETERNAL-LIFE!so why do some reject??PAUL said->because satan has blinded them ,that perish!!stubborn-pride-goes before-destruction!!THAT,S->BIBLE-NOT AL-D.

-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), July 05, 2000

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I HAVE SEEN,MY ERROR!!I CONFESS TO ALL!THE TRUE GOSPEL IS ABOUT GOD,S- LOVE!the many warning,s about those that won,t believe & the consequences,was so the disciples would understand-THE BATTLE!! PAUL, said there mind,s are-blinded!prayer is the only solution! it is very-sad,too see some-choose death!but ONLY GOD,can open eyes! THE GOSPEL IS ->JESUS died to save-sinner,s--the choice is man,s! we are to PRAY! for the lost-but never-condemn!

-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), July 05, 2000.

LINK Local Lutheran Minister Loves To Fuck His Wife
 
Above: Pastor Bob Snowdon.

      NASHUA, NH--Pastor Bob Snowdon, of Holy Christ Almighty Lutheran Church in Nashua, is a man of deep religious and moral convictions. He derives great satisfaction from his various parish duties--reciting the liturgy, giving holy communion, and performing the sacrament of baptism. But nothing delights him quite like his favorite activity of all: fucking Emily Snowdon, his holy-wedded wife of 19 years.

      "The Holy Bible sanctifies the bond between a man and a woman in matrimony as a sacred union," Snowdon said. "And there is nothing so smiled upon by our Lord than the love and caring that is shared when a man fucks his lawfully wedded bride. Just thinking about it makes me want to zip home for a few minutes and fuck Emily right now."

      According to the 53-year-old "Pastor Bob," even though he typically fucks his wife twice each morning, he still very much looks forward to fucking her again when he gets home.

      "After a long, hard day of worshiping in the house of our Lord, tending to the emotional needs of my parishioners, and visiting the sick and elderly so that they too might know in their hearts the light of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ," Snowdon said, "there is nothing in this world I enjoy more than coming home and fucking the red out of my wife's hair. I love to give it to her any way she wants it, as hard as she can take it. My favorite is when she climbs on top and jerks her hips up and down on me as she fucks."

      What's more, it seems that Emily enjoys the fucking almost as much as her husband. "I've got to admit it," she said, "I love to get fucked."

      Emily stressed, however, that the sort of wild fucking in which she and her husband regularly partake is only acceptable when performed within the confines of a church-sanctioned marriage. "I am saddened, deeply saddened, when I hear of the young girls of today, engaging in sexual activities such as heavy petting or necking before they are wedlock-bound," she said. "It is so sad to see the beauty and purity of the act of fucking despoiled by this sort of premarital impropriety. If only these young girls would wait until they have taken the marriage vows and then, and only then, start fucking like there was no tomorrow."

      According to Snowdon, some of his favorite places to fuck his wife include the pantry, shower, woodshed, basement laundry-room area, living-room sofa, and even, he added with a sly wink, the bedroom. "All of our children are grown now and have families of their own, God bless them," he said, "so we can pretty much fuck anywhere we please in the whole darn house."

      So enamored is he of his wife-fucking hobby, Snowdon said he would recommend fucking to just about anyone. "So long as the fucking is done within the sacred bond of matrimony, I say, 'Fuck away.'" Snowdon said. "But if you're not married, please, whatever you do, don't fuck anybody. An eternity of sin and punishment await those who fuck without church sanction."

      Though fucking has been a lifelong interest for Snowdon, he stressed that he had faithfully abstained from sex and resisted the intense urge to fuck women until his bond with Emily was formally cemented with marital vows before the eyes of God 19 years ago.

      "Naturally, before my marriage, I wanted to fuck other women: Sally Lindemier, my senior-year prom date; Susan Helgstrom, the receptionist at my parents' church; even Sheila Bernhauser, my old Bible-study teacher. I would have gladly fucked any one of those lovely, God-fearing women. Yet I knew that my fuck-urges were impure and sinful, and that it was my duty as a Christian to resist them until the day of my wedding to my beloved Emily."

      "But once I was married, my lust became sanctified in my heart and in the eyes of the Lord," he said. "And, from that day forth, I began fucking the holy heck out of my wife whenever and wherever I could, as often as possible. It is a practice I continue to this day."

      "Emily is a good, kind, Christian woman," Snowdon added. "But let there be no mistake: She is also one furious fuck-mama, as well."

      Pastor Bob and his wife both stressed that, of course, abortion is a terrible sin, as is homosexuality, group sex, anal sex, oral sex, phone sex, pornography, and all forms of contraception.



-- Al-D is a pain in the ass (nonegiven@none.xox), July 05, 2000.

What you say to this Al-d? Sounds to me like a little screw now and then might calm you down. Should make the wife happy too, if she is still around that is. You have quite the history there Mr. Al Driscol and wife Marianne. Did a quick Google on your name and read about your little problem in Texas and your participation on a few prayer sites. Did you ever get any of that money? Being such a man of God are you and the wife now paying your bills?

From what Ive seen you dont appear to be a very good person and that makes me wonder why you constantly spout the bible? Looking for some salvation are we? Just remember that like respect, salvation must be earned.

-- The (fact@fan.attic), July 05, 2000.


Al-d. is a pain in the ass,even to himself'at times!!!

-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), July 05, 2000.

YO FACTY PERSON, I HAVE A GREAT MARRIAGE!!when you,ve walkes in my shoes a mile,then judge.in meantime,have a nice -life!!

-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), July 05, 2000.


LOL-good post, Hawk. Excellant article.

-- FutureShock (gray@matter.think), July 05, 2000.

Seems its all about 'al-d' these days.

That is real sad, but to you AL I address the following:

You need to be ashamed of yourself, you have provoked folks into the thread here, instead of coming to believe in a kind loving God, pointing to SCRIPTURE, not your own darn opinion, you have turned them to acts such as what is written here.

I sure hope you are happy. Makes me wonder if you are really what you profess to be. Woe unto the one who hurts/offends one of His, it is better a milstone be hung around his neck than to offend one of God's children.

That dude is BIBLE, not consumer. You are a thief and a liar.

I repeat, a thief and a liar, and I only hope those who read the likes of you disregard it. I believe in Him and a few others have touched some, you are a DISGRACE and more and more the inner carnal you is coming out. Yes, I said Carnal and I meant it. When do you find time to pray? Fast?

No, I dont have to respond at all, but the likes of you run off potential folks who may be 'searching' and for that, I cant stand you. LEARN TO SPELL, USE GRAMMAR, and IF you cant, USE some of the damned money you ripped off with your frivolous lawsuit and hire a frigging TUTOR. MORON.

---sumer

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), July 05, 2000.


No thanks Al-d. I wouldnt get within a mile of your shoes for fear of a lightning strike.

-- The (fact@fan.attic), July 05, 2000.

CONSUMER,you are right.the-message is love!!the choice is each- person,s!!now help me understand-JESUS serious-warnings!! he wept over jerusalem!!this thing ,called-salvation-must be serious- business!!1 thing i know for-sure!we can,t do it-without his-HELP!! AS TOO MY LAWSUIT--YOU DON,T HAVE THE FACT,S.YOUR HATE IS EVIDENT!

-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), July 05, 2000.

Rrrrrrrriiight !!

-- LocknLoad (eatme@whocares.com), July 05, 2000.


I have found that justice comes in many forms and is not always properly identified. For instance, here we have Mr. & Mrs. Al Driscol who didnt pay their bills and then won a lawsuit against those who were attempting to collect. Based on my exposure to Mr. Driscols lunatic ravings on this forum, it would seem natural to want to cave this idiots head in to get his attention. In any case, it appeared that the judgement was not satisfied so the Driscols may or may not have collected any money beyond their lawyers fees.

Heres where justice rears its head. Money or no money this clinically retarded person will always be himself.punishment sufficient!!

-- The (fact@fan.attic), July 05, 2000.


Al,

I wouldnt say 'hate', more like distaste. I try not to hate anyone, but keep it up and I may make an exception.

Attic Fan, very well put, thank you.

Too bad the rest havent caught on to the rambler yet.

Oh well, guess he CRAVES attention.

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), July 06, 2000.


Consumer:

I once played along with Al until he made the statement about Roman Catholics believing in a false Christianity. [Show me WHERE in the bible it states THAT, Al.] He didn't mention Jim Jones or the OTHER folks who have really FALSIFIED Christianity for their own means. HE picked the Roman Catholics. He went on to state that only folks who were SAVED could interpret the Bible. In this way, he has offered himself as the ONLY true authority on biblical interpretation.

Lest I forget, he mentioned Luther also, somehow indicating that Luther had more insight into biblical references than the folks who had come before [or even AFTER]. I didn't see him mention Calvin!

He's not just a bigot. He's an IGNORANT bigot. He's never studied the religions that preceded the bible, and he's never studied the bible and its growth. Had he done the research, he would KNOW how he got to this point in his life, but he WON'T. He's content to believe what he wants and judge anyone else who doesn't.

-- Anita (Anita_S3@hotmail.com), July 06, 2000.


al-d, you been dusted. Better roll over onto your back and tuck your tail close to your belly. Assume the submission position.

-- Bingo1 (howe9@shentel.net), July 06, 2000.

Al-d is not a bigot. He is not an ignorant bigot. He is just plain ignorant. This forum has become his little stage, the one place that he has ever been allowed to perform and display his foolishness. He is to be scorned at every opportunity and NEVER EVER taken seriously for ONE SECOND. His background, a matter of public record, has established the type of person he is. His continued participation on this forum will certify the uncensored aspects that many hold so dear. Mr. Driscol, you remind us all that our world is made up of some sick humans that occasionally must be tolerated for the sake of freedom of expression. That does not require us to swallow your brand of swill.

-- Ra (tion@l.1), July 06, 2000.


DEAR RATion, opinion,s are like buttholes-everyones got-one!! do you own this board??

-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), July 06, 2000.

Do I own this board? Count YOUR posts you friggin half-wit. Your moronic babbling is smeared all over this site. You want to be the village idiot? We have a WINNER.

-- Ra (tion@l.1), July 07, 2000.

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