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Meltdown letdown

Hudson family spent $20,000 preparing for worst that never came

By Peter Maller
of the Journal Sentinel staff
Last Updated: Jan. 1, 2000

Hudson - Dennis Olson admitted to being a tad disappointed when Western civilization refused to collapse at the stroke of midnight on New Year's Eve.

Jennifer Berks feeds her 11-day-old son, Michael Berks, while D'Anne Olson offers support. Meanwhile, Brian, 13, and Dennis Olson tend to business in the kitchen.  Photo/Jim Gehrz
Photo/Jim Gehrz
Jennifer Berks feeds her 11-day-old son, Michael Berks, while D'Anne Olson offers support. Meanwhile, Brian, 13, and Dennis Olson tend to business in the kitchen.

"Dial tone," he said to his wife, confirming that the phone in his kitchen still worked - even while celebrators at the Mall of America on his TV screen greeted the moment he had long dreaded with wild cheering and elaborate fireworks.

The dial tone was more proof that society had not unraveled. Olson put the phone to his ear knowing that 2000 had arrived in time zones across more than half the globe without any major Y2K disruptions.

The $20,000 he spent on tons of food, barrels of drinking water, medical supplies and an electric generator had come to naught.

"It's a little bittersweet to see it end this way," said Olson, 41, an electrical engineer and computer consultant. "It was almost the kind of rush you get in a roller coaster. You climb and you climb and you climb. And you wonder: 'How steep is the decline? How fast will it go? And what's hidden around the corner?' "

The Olsons were one of many families around the country on that roller-coaster ride.

The worried ones had run their bathtubs full of water, stockpiled Meals Ready to Eat and dried fruit, snapped up generators and bought ammunition - just in case. They raided Wal-Marts and corner hardware stores for batteries and water purifiers. They traded survival tips on the Internet.

Pastors and mayors, hard-core survivalists and just ordinary fretters, they feared the Y2K computer bug - glitches caused by computers failing to recognize "00" as 2000 - might bring power shortages or water-system failures or even government-imposed martial law.

On Saturday, they couldn't help wonder: Had they overreacted?

Seated in their Hudson living room, sipping champagne, Olson and his wife, D'Anne, 33, reflected on the yearlong chunk of their lives they invested to prepare for the worst.

"We don't mind having a newspaper reporter here," he said. "We want to dispel the myth that only wild-eyed lunatics with machetes have been getting ready."

A tall, heavy-set man with a warm personality, Olson said he logged more than 1,000 hours on the Internet chatting with like-minded survivalists. He devoured esoteric bits of knowledge, learning how to carve out an existence in a world gone haywire.

"I studied everything there was to know about the power grid, the just-in-time supply system, fuel shipments, food storage, communications and martial law," he said. "I even have a medical kit equipped for minor surgery."

What's more, the Olsons' entry into this wired subculture of Americans expecting chaos to come from the new year brought an 11-day-old infant into their lives. The baby, Michael Lee Berks, was advertised for adoption on a survivalists' bulletin board.

"The grandparents of the baby wanted to see him go to a family that was prepared for Y2K," Dennis Olson said. The Olsons ended up temporarily taking in the child and the child's mother, Jennifer Berks.

One of the Olsons' two teenage sons, Brian, 13, joined his family in the living room to celebrate the new year. The other son was out of town. Brian, who played computer games until 5 minutes before midnight, said he never shared his parents' worries over Y2K problems.

"I couldn't care less," he said, sipping non-alcoholic red wine as the new year rolled into the Central time zone. "This was all my dad's thing."

Dennis Olson's doggedness to get ready for a catastrophe annoyed his neighbors. After seeing a steady stream of contractors arrive to deliver and install a $13,000 electric generator, the neighbors complained to city officials.

"We weren't doing anything wrong, so there was nothing the city could do," Olson said. "But the neighbors think we're Y2K nuts. And I can handle that. If things went wrong, I know they'd be the first ones knocking on my door for a place to stay warm.

"What I did was nothing more than taking out a little Y2K insurance. I don't think I have to apologize for that."

As for the 400 boxes of Hamburger Helper in his basement, the 175 pounds of pasta, 50 bars of soap, nine tubes of toothpaste and other supplies - they may be needed yet, Olson said.

"This is hardly over," he said. "Thank God, we got through tonight. I did the happy dance. But I don't think we're out of the woods until May or June. Plenty of computer problems can turn up between now and then."

If summer passes without crisis, Olson said he would likely donate some of his stored provisions to organizations serving needy people.

"I think some of the food banks are going experience a real big bonanza about then," he said.

The Associated Press contributed to this report.



-- Mystery Guest (Mystery-Guest@sign-in-please.com), July 04, 2000

Answers

Thank you creeper, do you feel better now?

-- Netghost (ng@no.yr), July 04, 2000.

Yeah, but the Badgers won the Rose Bowl.

-- Lars (lars@indy.net), July 04, 2000.

Hey it's a free country Creeper, Olson can spend his money on whatever he wants to, and he can stuff his face with beans until he explodes if he wants to.

You must be a blood relative of Hitler or something, preaching like a frickin Nazi to others about what they can and cannot do with their lives. You're a fucking loser dude, big time.

There is only one thing in this world that you are allowed to abuse, but unfortunately you've already overdone it. If you would just learn to go a little easier on your poor little monkey you'd still be able to spank it from time to time.

-- peter gabriel (shock@the.monkey), July 04, 2000.


Careful Peter, all of creepers " friends " are laughing at us... I wonder which one?

-- Netghost (ng@no.yr), July 04, 2000.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three. One to hold the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.

-- Steve Heller (Steve@SteveHeller.com), July 04, 2000.



HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HO HO HA HA HA! Whew! That was me laughing Netty.

How quaint. Here I find The (Who's afraid of my lawyer now Heller) Father, the (archangel Gabriel) Son and the (Holier than thou because I don't screw around with peoples private life) Nutty Ghost. You guys are pathetic. Nothing but jabs at CPR. Does this post seem to remind you too much of how wrong you were?

Not even a stray comment of sympathy for this schmuck Olson or his poor family who are out 20,000 because daddy's a whacked out psycho? No compassion for the innnocent neighbors who had their quiet lives disturbed because this idiot wanted his home turned into Ruby Ridge II? Why are these neighbors and CPR bullied and insulted when they were the ones who were right? Only you people could turn this thread around to deflect the fact that you three and Olson are all pathetic LOSERS!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HO HO HO HA.

By the way, congratulations Netty. You managed two posts to this thread without committing your usual spelling errors or using fractured grammar for sentences. Maybe that is because you were trying to sound like your usual smart-ass self instead of the born- again, trailer thumper I thought you were turning into.

Peter, that monkey comment sounds a bit hawkish. Tell me it isn't so.

-- Friendly Ghost (heain'tc@sper.com), July 05, 2000.


The crazy thing is I remember a family on TimeBomb actively seeking to "give away" their newborn to someone prepared for Y2K. Several sysops verified they knew the family and the request was sincere.

-- aqua (aqu@fin.a), July 05, 2000.

Do you suppose they asked for him / her back after rollover?

-- aqua (aqu@fin.a), July 05, 2000.

The family you remember was the one described in the above news article. As far as I know, the baby and teenage mother are now living at home with the grandmother of the baby.

-- (hmm@hmm.hmm), July 05, 2000.

At least we know Olson isn't a total waste of skin. His kids at least have some brains....

"One of the Olsons' two teenage sons, Brian, 13, joined his family in the living room to celebrate the new year. The other son was out of town. Brian, who played computer games until 5 minutes before midnight, said he never shared his parents' worries over Y2K problems.

"I couldn't care less," he said, sipping non-alcoholic red wine as the new year rolled into the Central time zone. "This was all my dad's thing.""

Smart kid....I guess genetics don't account for everything, do they? :-) I wonder if Heller named his kid "netghost"?

:-)

-- (still@laughing.at.the.doom.suckers), July 05, 2000.



damn it. Just call me "netghost".

-- (still@laughing.at.the.doom.suckers), July 05, 2000.

off off

-- (hmm@hmm.hmm), July 05, 2000.

LOL!! You idiot pollys can't even do html without screwing it up! I suppose you think that it just automatically fixes itself, no reason to care one way or the other. If I owned a business, I'd definitely rather hire doomers than you polly morons.

:-)

-- (still@laughing.at.the polly.suckers), July 05, 2000.


If I owned a business, I'd definitely rather hire doomers than you polly morons.

LOL. So you'd rather hire someone who says The Problem Can't Be Fixed!!! and then heads for the hills with his beans, rice, and portable generator?

I can see why you don't actually own a business.

-- (hmm@hmm.hmm), July 05, 2000.


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