Carl Serrant has reportedly joined Sheff Utd on a 2 month loan deal with a view to a permanent deal if he proves his fitness.

Hopefully when he is fit they will sign him before they see him take on his usual position on the left of defence, eyes like a rabbit in headlights and bottom lip quivering.

Bye Bye Muppet.

-- Anonymous, July 04, 2000

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Nah, Carl's true position is on the dead ball line by his own goal, waiting for a Toffee to bring down for a match winning penalty in a dreadful 0-0'er.

Twat, f**k off back to Oldham "Home of the Tubular Bandage".

-- Anonymous, July 04, 2000

That Everton match ranks as one of the worst in many a year. I had to go to the pub by myself to watch it as the non-toon supporting flatmates didn't fancy it.

A dour match, accompanied by many Evertonians in the pub. Then up steps aforementioned Gimp to decide the match in Everton's favour. Trudged back home slating Gimp. "Good match", asked the lads: "No", I replied!!

-- Anonymous, July 04, 2000