I understand this Leeds' schemer is up for grabs at about #2.5m. He has to be worth a punt - someone I've always rated. Or has there been a recent dip in form?

-- Anonymous, July 03, 2000

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Sorry Beardo, not for me, work ethics great, skill and ability to unlock defences zilch, plus his appearance would frighten the bairns

-- Anonymous, July 03, 2000

I'm sure he is Mad Magazine's very own Alfred E Newman ;-)

-- Anonymous, July 03, 2000