You Can take it, or leave it

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First of all, let me simplfy my stance, that I don't give a shit (maybe I Do), let this message (God allows my handprints on the key strokes. My Fingers are led, you may call me heathen, But My God in Heaven has delivered me, from many situations. Laugh and make fool, you may, Someome, Somewhere , has led to lend you comfort, as I have been lended some comfort. I can only hope.

-- God So Loved (the world@hegave.com), July 03, 2000

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SHARING & CARING=is the name of the game!!! you can,t/won,t lose if you follow=JESUS! :> HE is the good shepherd,who takes us home! HE is our kinsman=redeemer! HE is emanuel=GOD with us! HE is the rock of ages! HE is messiah! HE is the prince of peace! HE is our surety! HE IS ALPHA & OMEGA=THE BEGGINING & THE END! HE is the child of GODS=best friend! HE IS THE LILY OF THE VALLEY-THE BRIGHT & MORNING STAR! HE IS THE LIGHT OF THE WORLD! HE is KING OF king,s! LORD OF LORD,S! LAMB OF GOD=LION OF JUDAH! HE IS THE RESURECTION1 HE IS =THE WAY! THE TRUTH! THE LIFE! THE earth is HIS =footstool! HE conquered=death=hell & the grave! ''WHAT-A-SAVIOR'' & THESE ARE JUST A FEW OF HIS TITLES!!!

-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), July 03, 2000.

>> I can only hope. <<

OK. I'll bite. What are you hoping will happen?

-- Brian McLaughlin (brianm@ims.com), July 03, 2000.


Top Ten Reasons why Beer is Better than Jesus

10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.
4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.
3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a Beer.
1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.



-- -@- (question@everything.xxx), July 03, 2000.


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