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Couldn't find the original thread for these, but a selection of recent "Colemanballs" from Private Eye:"The tide is very much in our court now." KEVIN KEEGAN
"There's a little triangle -- five left-footed players." RON ATKINSON(ITV)
"We have spent three matches chasing a football." KEVIN KEEGAN
"Two-nil was a dangerous lead to have..." PETER BEARDSLEY (ITV)
"As the seconds tick down, Belgium are literally playing in time that doesn't exist." Commentator? (ITV)
"A smoked salmon sandwich of a football match if ever there has been one." PETER DRURY (ITV)
"There's a slight doubt about only one player, and that's Tony Adams, who definitely won't be playing tomorrow." KEVIN KEEGAN
-- Anonymous, July 02, 2000
From last night's final (apparently - I was watching ITV)."We had some memmorable touches from totty" MOTTY. Or was it Motti?
-- Anonymous, July 03, 2000