Just a quick note to all those expats livin' stateside, get yer George crosses oot. Let everyone know your English and proud of it, get your coat and leave after you've drank their beer and ate their food. All those yanks who are toon fans thanks for your hospitality in putting up with people like me on july 4.

-- Anonymous, June 30, 2000

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Oh come on Syme, have another beer (your 8th?)

-- Anonymous, June 30, 2000