Have all bar finished "Season Ticket" am waiting further instructions re next address. Photo should follow via email shortly after.

Cannot decide whether to send the one of me without the Toon top or Mrs champion of the world without the Toon top!!!!

-- Anonymous, June 30, 2000

Answers

Gus go practice your goal keeping mate and Manu might sign you. Then you might be able to claim the monika 'champion of the world'.

;-)

-- Anonymous, June 30, 2000

Gus - is your other name Danny or something ? He's the only Champion of the World I know of.

-- Anonymous, June 30, 2000

Haddaway Tre, 1. I divvent drop crosses. 2. I divvent dive ower the baal and let it gaan intee the net. 3. I divvent bring players doon in the last minute for penalties. Although I am a fat B@st@rd. Taking all these things in consideration I am therefore too good for them!!!

Let me bask in my one piece of fame for a short while, please.

-- Anonymous, June 30, 2000

We'll have the topless pics of your wife ;))

You didn't seriously expect any other answer from me did you?!?!

-- Anonymous, June 30, 2000

"Although I am a fat B@st@rd" - just like that other plastic Aussie 'goalkeeper', Bosnich!

;7)

-- Anonymous, June 30, 2000

It seems with the abuse I now get from Tre, I have forgiven you Gav and have returned as your straight man. In ALL senses of the word.

I thought an "Intelligent" chappy like you would also pick out references to other keepers on their books as well Bud!!

-- Anonymous, June 30, 2000

hurrah!! I've got a straight man!!!

What do you do with them?!?!

-- Anonymous, June 30, 2000

I haven't found my job description, but I bet its better than being a bent man!!!

-- Anonymous, June 30, 2000

Why would I abuse a portly, aging outfielder who has more game in his little toe than myself. And to boot I could never show up at a post game get together with such a lovely lass on my arm.

I'm just jealous.

;+)

-- Anonymous, July 01, 2000

From the New Oxford Dictionary of 'Queen's' English:

'Bent man' :

a) Shirtlifter b) Customs Officer.

;7)

-- Anonymous, July 01, 2000

Bud,

In the future what do you think your chances are of arriving in any airport in Oz and the people at the airport not slapping on the rubber gloves????

-- Anonymous, July 01, 2000

gus, I'm arriving by sea next time (row boat), where's a nice, safe place to arrive, also who should I ask about the asylum (political, that is!)?

;7)

-- Anonymous, July 01, 2000